What are you playing?

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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Complicity » Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:31 pm

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Imagine if Konami actually kept working on 3D Castlevanias, instead of succumbing to the lure of the Pachinko.
Now we would have vidya adaptations of those shitty Game of Thrones wannabes on Netflix, filled to the gills (and rectums) with microtransactions and ESG quotas.
Soyjima's God of War rip-offs killed Castlevania for good, even though the second one is the only metroidvania in which you control Dracula (Soma doesn't count).

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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:43 pm

Afaik Kojima didn't really do much regarding those reboots aside from vouching for them.
Also the second one is far from being the first were you play as Mr. "What is a man?!".
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The most recent entrieson the list even have their own articles to showcase the localizers' crimes against humanity.

Let's fucking go, Battle Brothers!
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Complicity » Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:11 pm

That Suikoden clone looked good, but apparently the wokalization is so bad that the whole personality of the characters has been altered.
I'm not even going to pirate that shit unless a fan translation is released.

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Re: What are you playing?

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:17 pm

I've heard the switch port also launched in unplayable condition, as is typical for switch ports.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by ebin namefag » Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:39 am

Complicity wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:11 pm
That Suikoden clone looked good, but apparently the wokalization is so bad that the whole personality of the characters has been altered.
There was a missed opportunity to call it Soykoden.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:58 am

Complicity wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2024 10:11 pm
That Suikoden clone looked good
But what are the odds, even without the localization drama, that it would've just been another vanity project by a washed-up nip developer desparately trying to relive his glory days?
but apparently the wokalization is so bad that the whole personality of the characters has been altered.
No wonder when one of the main localizers thinks that no female character should be overshadowed by the main protagonist.
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And that was over 10 years ago. His attitude has likely only become more radical.

The Kickstarter comment section is also full of people complaining about the localization, and the ban-happy mods.
I'm sure the apologists will soon mine the original script for the most "problematic" thing to throw at the haters ("If you want an accurate localization, then you condone racism/sexism/pedophilia!")
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:26 am

I’ll never forgive them for Alan Woke II. I have a soft spot for Remedy and was looking forward to eventually playing the game seeing as I liked the first. Bad enough it’s a clunky RE4R wannabe, but race swapping a finnish character to be black and adding muh white hatred to her ruined it all for me. I didn’t pay for that shit and I’ll never finish it. I found some interview about it with Sam Lake and a nameless bitch, he said nothing while she spoke over him. Guess he was forced to keep his mouth shut.

Time to fight, you grassy ass bitches, let’s go. Can we drop the online shit and just have turn of the century gang wars instead?
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Wed Apr 24, 2024 11:00 am

Is it time to grip a copy of Lollipop Chainsaw? The remaster/remake does not seem like it’s happening.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Apr 24, 2024 1:58 pm

Do it, you know they’ll butcher anything new in current year. Can’t wait to see how they censor/rework that Shadows of the Damned remaster they talked about.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 25, 2024 5:40 am

Reviews for the problematic and unrealistically sexy game Stellar Blade are finally out, and even "professional" reviewers can't seem to find excuses to rate it lower than a 7/10.
I'm sure I'll find ones that do if I look hard enough. Their review would have to be a sight to behold. Bonus points if they also love the shit out of Hades 2, which prominently features naked big oppai waifus but it's like a more enlightened kind of sexy.

Also there was some unfortunate graffiti placement they had to fix ASAP :lol:
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Looking forward to a PC release so we can have the "Stellar Blade Hard R Restoration Mod".
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