Nintentard's thread

Talk about the life consuming, celibacy inducing hobby that is all the rage these days.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Nov 08, 2018 2:03 pm

I mean, the character is called Gay Man Watch. That's hugely problematic.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Auli » Thu Nov 08, 2018 10:04 pm

Game & Watch is more Indian than Elizabeth Warren.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:10 pm

So is Mario. And Kirby.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:16 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:28 pm
I might just hate those fuckers even more than goons.
I would pity them rather than hate them - if industry professionals didn't have the annoying habit of actually listening to them
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Nov 09, 2018 4:58 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Nov 09, 2018 1:16 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:28 pm
I might just hate those fuckers even more than goons.
I would pity them rather than hate them - if industry professionals didn't have the annoying habit of actually listening to them
They seem to largely be the same people.
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:32 pm

Yeah, a lot of industry professionals use SonyGAF/ResetEra. I have absolutely no idea why. So many people get banned from there that they have the absolute shittest opinion on everything, and the userbase has got to be so small by now that no sane industry professional could reasonably believe they represent a sizeable portion of the gaming community.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:45 pm

"Sane" industry ""professionals"".
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:47 pm

Well, there must be some somewhere
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by Guest » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:04 pm

Anybody with an actual opinion or any ability to think critically was banned ages ago so the GAFs so that makes themthe perfect hugbox for faggy gamedevs.

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Re: Nintentard's thread

Post by mad bum » Sat Nov 17, 2018 6:39 am

Pokemon lets go refund this game is getting decent reviews just because it's pokemon. I'm watching it and it's a complete baby game, you could pretty much just run away from any random battles if you want.

Destructoid - 7.5 / 10.0

EGM - 8.5 / 10.0

GamePro - 85 / 100

GameSpot - 8 / 10

GamesRadar+ - 4.5 / 5 stars

Nintendo Enthusiast - 7 / 10.0

Nintendo Life - 8 / 10

Press Start - 9 / 10

Telegraph - 4 / 5 stars

TheSixthAxis - 8 / 10

TrustedReviews - 4 / 5 stars

Wccftech - 8.8 / 10.0

Thankfully on metacritic it's getting panned by actual people
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If you buy this game you're saying you're ok with paywalls, ok with saying a big **** off to competitive players, ok with removing core mechanics, ok with going to the same region over and over because blind nostalgia sells, ok with names like splishy splash and baddy bad, ok with never having actual postgame again, ok with garbage graphics when the switch is capable of much more, ok with the franchise dieing in spirit to become a soulless cashgrab machine.
Would you look at that, another Kanto remake! Only this time, it's fully priced but with less kahntent. No wild battles, no breeding, no wonder trade, no REAL rival and NO ENDGAME... Unless you like to call Master Trainers endgame.. fine, but I'll call them a lazy and sorry excuse of an endgame.. The animations are also terrible (if there are any), which make the moves themselves look boring and dull. Is this what you want people? Spending more money for less kahntent? If you care about the future of gaming, the future of Nintendo or even the future of Pokemon, then stay the **** away from this cash grab.
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