The Spoony Movie

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Re: The Spoony Movie

Post by Singh'sSpot » Mon Apr 06, 2020 4:47 am

In a year later, after being in solitude the Spoony one returns........with a script, not the just any script, the script to his Magnum Opus which is the Spoony movie.

It tells the tale of the legendary Avatar, ready to go on adventures with his companies, to defeat evil such as the Guardian.

Only for him to wake up from bed and do the things he doing now but this time with a cast, ranging from an actress playing his girlfriend, begging him to get a job as he plays video games and proclaims that he is the god damn Avatar and he don't need no job, only for her to cheat on him with one of his companions, just any but his closests and dearest friend.

Move over Tommy Wiseau cause here comes Noah's Antwiler's Spoony movie simply call "Avatar". Coming to a theater near you.

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Re: The Spoony Movie

Post by mad bum » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:00 am

First Tony stops roundups and then pibbs stops doing comics. Everyone on DHI is a quitter.
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Re: The Spoony Movie

Post by Moe Bitches » Mon Apr 06, 2020 5:04 am

I'm a lazy fuck sometimes, I forgot until you brought it up.
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Re: The Spoony Movie

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 06, 2020 10:29 am

I imagine such a Spoony movie to be kinda like Pan's Labyrinth, with the movie switching between IRL Spoony wasting away and Avatar Spoony fighting Balrogs, with no clear answer on whether or not the latter is actually real.
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Re: The Spoony Movie

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 08, 2020 9:57 am

He has to slay a scarlet dragon, a hideous lich queen, a smelly orc and finally the golden god-emperor himself.

Each fight opens with his opponent making reasonable demands that he take responsibility for his life.

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Re: The Spoony Movie

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 08, 2020 10:00 am

And then yeah, you keep cutting to him tweeting in his basement while he bloats up more and more. At the end he explodes like Monsieur Creosote

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Re: The Spoony Movie

Post by Singh'sSpot » Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:38 pm

Okay okay, the movie can be like Leaving Las Vegas where Nic Cage drinks himself to death in Las Vegas except it's Noah in his basement, holy shit is like Leaving Las Vegas, only thing missing is a camera recording him drinking, maybe do like a live stream.

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Re: The Spoony Movie

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Apr 23, 2020 5:44 am

I've kinda become enamored with the Weekend at Bernie's angle to a Spoony movie. Did Bernie ever go to Vegas?
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Re: The Spoony Movie

Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Apr 24, 2020 6:49 pm

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Wed Apr 22, 2020 11:38 pm
Okay okay, the movie can be like Leaving Las Vegas where Nic Cage drinks himself to death in Las Vegas except it's Noah in his basement, holy shit is like Leaving Las Vegas, only thing missing is a camera recording him drinking, maybe do like a live stream.
Minus Nic Cage's charisma and sex appeal, of course. :lol:
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