The Internet Nobodies Comic

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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by ban » Mon Feb 18, 2019 5:47 pm

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What's to remember? It's the same fanboy who made Superboy a half-clone of Luthor because he wrote that in a letter when he was 12 once, and made not just Green Lanterns but Red, Orange, Yellow, Purple and Black Lanterns too, taking a fanboy sized shit all over Watchmen so that DC don't have to give Alan Moore back his rightful intellectual property rights.
Which motherfucker we talking about? Gay-off Jones, Cunt Morisson or Dan Didildo? Because I cant be assed to remember the names of the people who raped some of my childhood characters. On that note, R.I.P. the Metropolis Kid, you were too beautifull for this not-90s world.
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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Feb 18, 2019 6:35 pm

Most likely Geoff Jones. Nobody inflated the whole Lantern mythos quite like him.
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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:01 pm

I meant Geoff Johns. He's the only one who did all the things I described.
I mean, I've never been into Green Lantern but just looking at it, every faggot different colour lantern has been his stupid idea.
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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:00 pm

And what amazing ideas they were:

Edgelords
Rage Kitty & Friends
Scrooge McLantern
Blokes who don't really do anything
Blokes who do even less
Magical girls, except their mascot is a literal rape monster
Super Zombies
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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by ban » Mon Feb 18, 2019 9:23 pm

Don't forget the whole "Reset Button of every event bullshit" class of rings. Such amazing, much wow.
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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye » Tue Feb 19, 2019 1:31 am

Because Johns wasn't doing a good enough job to kill DC they have Bendis to really shitty it up.
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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 22, 2019 10:59 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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And what amazing ideas they were:

Magical girls, except their mascot is a literal rape monster
Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Feb 23, 2019 2:03 am

Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye wrote:
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Because Johns wasn't doing a good enough job to kill DC they have Bendis to really shitty it up.
I find it funny that they advertised Bendis' coming with 'Bendis is here', I guess to evoke the 'Kirby is here' they used to advertise Jack Kirby's defection to DC after having created some of the greatest Marvel classics.
But whereas Kirby was a superstar artist, a genius at his craft with a long and storied career in comics, Bendis is a fucking hack with maybe three good books to his name, and they were all early books too.
Just demonstrates how far American comics have fallen
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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by pibbs » Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:12 am

Only doing a cover. Marzgurl by herself isn't interesting enough for her own story.
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Re: The Internet Nobodies Comic

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:26 am

pibbs wrote:
Sat Feb 23, 2019 8:12 am
Only doing a cover. Marzgurl by herself isn't interesting enough for her own story.
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I think a comic called Marz Behind Barz would be awesome. It would be a "what if" comic where Marz gets nailed for perjury in the Vic case and is sentenced to a year in women's prison. She uses the time to reflect on how shit she is as a human being while also trying to avoid getting violently fisted by the other inmates.

That being said, this cover is amazing. :lol:
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