Shamelessly promote and praise your chosen pet or animal!

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Shamelessly promote and praise your chosen pet or animal!

Post by Auli » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:47 am

You guys mean dogs are SO dumb that they listen to humans. No sense of self-respect :D

I had two cats, one for 12 and her son for 14 years. The mom was a bit... strange, not really liking people that much. She loved the shit out of me. She noticed when I was sick from chemo (I know dogs can as well). Some times she'd lure herself with me in bed and during the night she gradually took over my pillow so my head was on the mattress and she'd lick my hair until I fell asleep.

This sounds weird after watching the Metokur video lol xD

Her face when woken up and don't want anyone bs.
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Being cosy
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I don't really wanna draw a parallel to women her, but... pre- and after make-up.


My other cat was cosy and butted heads with me (that was our thing) when the petting started.
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Actually watching a Simpsons-episode, I think. From the looks it was scaredly bad
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:34 pm

I like all kinds of animals. Farm animals, cats and dogs, birds, fish whatever. Currently, the only pets i have are lots of spiders in the corner of my living room. :lol:
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:02 pm

I think I currently have a daddy longlegs eating another daddy longlegs. And hack writers like going "We're evil humans are the only species that kills each other". I like spiders for getting rid of flies and other pesky shit, but I think those guys must be the most introverted bunch of cannibals on the planet.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:06 pm

Well as I said before, we mostly have those shitty hobo spiders who don't make webs and who love to crawl around the house at night.

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The first family dog I remember was a Keeshond. He lived about 13-14 years I believe. He had a more dominant doggo personality and he taught me a lot about dogs. He was one of those highly intelligent dogs who would rather train you than be trained by you. :lol:

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I currently have a dog that looks like this. She's very sweet but kinda dumb too.

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I also have one of these. Very smart and loyal little dogs and a lot of fun.
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Post by Old Black Man » Mon Dec 24, 2018 6:28 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:34 pm
I like all kinds of animals. Farm animals, cats and dogs, birds, fish whatever. Currently, the only pets i have are lots of spiders in the corner of my living room. :lol:
Are goats not the shit? 😄 I played with them before and they’re so much fun. Alpacas too, they’re surprisingly friendly despite being more timid than their asshole Lhama cousins.
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Post by AngrySpoonySnob » Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:52 pm

Why is that guy nailing ur dog???
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Post by MegaNigger » Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:58 pm

I have two little fucker cats. All I want in this world is a corgi
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Post by mad bum » Tue Jan 01, 2019 2:07 am

This is my bunny guts, he's a bad boy and get's on the table when he shouldn't.

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Post by rabidtictac » Tue Jan 01, 2019 5:11 am

Neat.

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Hopefully this image won't break like the others did. This is what one of my dogs looks like. It's not my actual dog but looks very close.
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Re: Shamelessly promote and praise your chosen pet or animal!

Post by Auli » Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:14 pm

mad bum wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 2:07 am
This is my bunny guts, he's a bad boy and get's on the table when he shouldn't.

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/ ... e=5C955288
Getting on tables is pretty damn badass. Like fighting 100 bunnies.
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