Dead Horse Interchange

CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑

Thu Jul 25, 2024 9:14 pm

CWC operates in the Father Karras role only instead of throwing himself down the Georgetown Stairs - he shoves the medallion up his ass and explodes like one of the henchmen from Live and Let Die.

If it's going to be an Exorcist parody, this is the only cast i accept:

CWC as Pazuzu
Chris Bores as Father Merrin
Spoony as Regan - from 5 grand a month to pissing himself in public, vomiting (because of the alcohol) and screaming about Trump with a cavernous voice.

If Father Karras' role is to shove the medallion in his ass and exploding for Boss, either Cuckson or Curtis will be fine.

I also feel that the plot point about CWC and Cockslut being twin brothers separated at birth should be in there somewhere.

Make sure you explain the curse through the falling apart of a lawyer named Rick Prikieta, one who died in a drug fueled shootout with police or by some horrific accident after receiving one.