Military school ad

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Military school ad

Post by Rushy » Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:19 pm

Not that I had anything to do with the production of this, but I couldn't figure out where else to post this: three years ago, towards the end of my service, the army enlisted my battalion to help with the filming of this shitty commercial for the Estonian military school. No build-up or anything, as is the army way - just "you'll be on the field today". And when we got there, the cameras were rolling.

You'll see me in the wide shot, 36 seconds in. Note the terrible CGI helicopters that most assuredly were not there on the day of shooting. Also, when I say "you'll see me", I mean you'll see me standing in about six different locations, because they were so desperate to beef up the numbers. :lol:

In the aftermath, this thing came under fire from the Russians, who accused us of racism. Because of the bear, I think.

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Re: Military school ad

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 30, 2020 11:24 pm

You're Estonian?!

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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:45 am

Why does the Estonian military have to advertise? Don't they have conscription?
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Re: Military school ad

Post by Rushy » Thu Dec 31, 2020 2:25 am

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:45 am
Why does the Estonian military have to advertise? Don't they have conscription?
The military school is for professionals only. The conscripted just show up to the base on the required day and get cracking.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 31, 2020 3:27 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:45 am
Why does the Estonian military have to advertise? Don't they have conscription?
Conscription is more of a mechanism to build a reserve. They treat you very differently than they do career soldiers.
Also for civilian jobs within the military. They want to make being a car mechanic for the military look more badass than it is.
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Re: Military school ad

Post by Guest » Fri Jan 01, 2021 2:25 pm

the militairy is for psychos and faggots only

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Re: Military school ad

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:06 pm

In the US, it's also for those who have a burning passion for Israel in their hearts.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:53 pm

Jeebus, what do you guys even waste money on helicopters if they can't be used in a propaganda video :roll: ?
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Post by ban » Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:26 pm

And here I thought we were the gay poorfags when it came to the army and its fundings... :lol:
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Re: Military school ad

Post by Guest » Wed Jan 06, 2021 2:44 pm

Estonia, a country in Northern Europe, borders the Baltic Sea and Gulf of Finland. Including more than 1,500 islands, its diverse terrain spans rocky beaches, old-growth forest and many lakes. Formerly part of the Soviet Union...
Interesting. But how are the women?
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WTF? No wonder you guys don't have any money.

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