OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:22 pm

Yesterday, Nool was trying to hold his laughter because Jim Watkins was getting BTFO. Now the foxdickfarms itself are being targeted by a DDoS and Cloudflare may drop him next. Oh, the ironing!

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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:10 am

He had to have seen that coming
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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Poonoo » Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:44 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:08 am
Yeah, sure, Null din du nuffin. That's why he fucked the site's shit harder for months despite trying to make it run better and Codemonkey fixed his dumb shit within three days. :roll:
>3 days

lel, fucking Hotwheels was claiming on the killstream that Null wasn't given enough resources to do the job and that 8chan Jim was too much of a tight ass. What a lying little butthurt bitch.
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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Guest » Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:26 pm

Just how asshurt is the cripplegoblin if he's backing the $12,000 fugitive?
Those drug induced days and nights getting handjobs from underage ladyboys in Polynesia must have been goooood times.

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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Aug 07, 2019 1:30 pm

His days and nights are probably still drug induced. He's probably hopped up on meds.
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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Aug 07, 2019 3:06 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 10:44 am
Kugelfisch wrote:
Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:08 am
Yeah, sure, Null din du nuffin. That's why he fucked the site's shit harder for months despite trying to make it run better and Codemonkey fixed his dumb shit within three days. :roll:
>3 days

lel, fucking Hotwheels was claiming on the killstream that Null wasn't given enough resources to do the job and that 8chan Jim was too much of a tight ass. What a lying little butthurt bitch.
To clarify, 8ch was fucked up due to some spaghetti code bullshit. Null came along and made things worse, threw his hands in the air and said "Nothing I could do! Bugged software mechanics!" and convinced cripplekike that it'd be easier to switch to Null's home-cooked garbo software.
As anyone with two braincells would expect, his shitty software only worked when a handful of anons shitposted but every stress test with more than 100 posts per hour would not just tank it but also the entire server.

When codemonkey, after Null had fucked off, took over as webmaster after cripplekike asked him if he could look into it, he found that what Null did basically created a memory overflow by saving the entire website every time something new was added. You can imagine that the server craps the bed when every shitpost causes it to overwrite the entire fucking backup.
It did take codemonkey quite a while longer to find the original reason why 8ch ran like shit before Nool ever laid a hand on it.

So the kiwi king didn't just fail fixing the error and providing an alternative after he failed, he made it much worse instead.
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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:19 pm

Don't forget that one of the main causes for Null's Laravel garbage software running like shit was the captcha generating function, which was written by... Hotwheels himself.

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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:45 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Wed Aug 07, 2019 5:19 pm
Don't forget that one of the main causes for Null's Laravel garbage software running like shit was the captcha generating function, which was written by... Hotwheels himself.
Truly a match made in heaven. Good to see the two bitch niggas being best buddies again. Now they can be afraid of pigs together.
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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:53 pm

Apparently Jim Yogapig decided to keep 8chan offline until his testimony in Congress, which probably means that it's never going to come back because he'll be eaten alive by the Jewish-American mafia and forced to never bring it back again.

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Re: OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN, 8chan Edition

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:04 am

I'm very disappointed in Cripplewheels. I used to think he was pretty cool, you know in spite of being a crippled hunchback faggot
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