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Re: Chris-chan

Post by mad bum » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:19 am

Thankfully it still hasn't sold yet, but check out this desperation.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Chris-Chan-Aut ... SwxfhbhdID
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:24 am

His "fans" are more than willing to buy a lot of overprized shit from him, out of fear that their favorite lolcow might die if they don't. Dude basically never had to learn the real value of money.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 16, 2018 5:54 pm

I don't think he'd be capable of learning that either way.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:24 pm

Which is probably why he will - yet again - spend at least half of this "OMG SUPER EMERGENCY MONEY!" on getting a Switch, or buying a shitload of games for the Switch if he already has one.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:19 am

I hope that's not an EMPTY can. :lol:

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Sep 17, 2018 4:14 pm

Don't give him funny ideas of filing it with something.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by mad bum » Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:25 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 7:19 am
I hope that's not an EMPTY can. :lol:
It's empty, I just posted it a few posts up.
Alright, everyone! Here’s something memetastic that would be awesome to own. One individual’s trash is another person’s treasure, so I’m offering a few empty Fanta Orange cans with my autograph on them. NOTE: each can will be thoroughly rinsed out and dried before being autographed. And only twelve cans will be available at this time. And each can will be enclosed in a plastic box container, as shown in the photos.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by CIANIgger » Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:59 pm

I'd say this is autism on a whole other level, but really it's just autism empowered by the internet. His mother truly should commit her son and beg her other kids for help if she has any will left to live.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:38 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:24 am
His "fans" are more than willing to buy a lot of overprized shit from him, out of fear that their favorite lolcow might die if they don't.
Which demonstrates the self-centred, self-serving nature of these 'fans'. They claim they want to help him but by continuing to enable him and his constant e-begging requests they're simply preventing him from fully reaching the rock bottom he needs to hit in order to make the important changes in his life.
CIANIgger wrote:
Mon Sep 17, 2018 8:59 pm
His mother truly should commit her son and beg her other kids for help if she has any will left to live.
His mother is suffering from dementia and is barely cognisant of her surroundings. Her only other child wants absolutely nothing to do with the pair of them
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by CIANIgger » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:53 am

Welp, euthanasia is the only humane outcome at this point.
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