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Re: Chris-chan

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:09 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
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It may be, but then again, the thought that a woman voluntarily subjected herself to a middle-aged, balding, trooned out Chris-chan will never not be funny. They just can't resist their natural hybristophilia, can they? :lol:
His funny looking penis, don't forget his funny looking penis.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:28 am

I never went THAT deep in the Chris-Chan rabbit hole, I didn't know he had anything wrong with his dick. Thanks, Rapeman, that's a really good way to kick off 2024.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by ebin namefag » Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:31 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:28 am
I never went THAT deep in the Chris-Chan rabbit hole
IIRC Chris can't get too deep into any holes either.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:20 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:28 am
I never went THAT deep in the Chris-Chan rabbit hole, I didn't know he had anything wrong with his dick. Thanks, Rapeman, that's a really good way to kick off 2024.
I find it funny in an evolutionary sense.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:23 am

Well, here's hope for 2025, 2024 is in the gutter already.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jan 02, 2024 4:02 am

There's no way I'll open that spoiler. I've never seen his "bent duck" and I'm fine with that.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by Complicity » Tue Jan 02, 2024 9:56 am



It really looks like the (very short) shaft went through the same kind of trauma, and the outer skin is the only thing keeping the 2 pieces together.
I initially thought he had some sort of tumoral growth where the direction abruptly changes, but it's so pointy.

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Re: Chris-chan

Post by RAPEMAN » Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:48 pm



TL;DW: Chris was pre-banned from a brony con he wished to attend last March.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:55 am

Pretty sure he's been quietly blacklisted from the entire con scene a good while ago.
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Re: Chris-chan

Post by wulfenlord » Fri Apr 12, 2024 6:32 am

Understandable. He might've asked when the sodomizing of real ponies is scheduled.
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