Fatphobia Containment Thread

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Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:05 pm

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She's probably bearing a point where going back to Canada is unfeasible. She won't be physically able to board a commercial flight.
Coffin transport it is then.
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Re: Fatphobia Containment Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:21 pm

Any coffin capable of holding her would have to be custom-made. And then you have to somehow get it to Canada. It's probably cheaper to pick a more standardized containment unit with an existing transport network, like this one:
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Re: Fatphobia Containment Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Feb 02, 2024 5:15 am

Let's all embrace our inner fatass and have some good fucking food!



LOL for the big DSP reference casually inserted in the vidya.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Feb 02, 2024 9:32 am

So much for being healthy at every size.

And speaking of videos, Chantal's newest object of triggering is a channel that uses her authentic audio combined with a muppet of her, so you can enjoy her content without having to gaze upon her material form.


(The muppet's antics are of course exaggerated, but there is a moment in the OG video where she tries to get a literal handful of her pot slop, but manages to stop herself and just pause for a good second or two to process the optics of this. But you can bet your ass she was shoveling that shit with both hands before and after filming :lol: )

The same channel also has a muppet Cyraxx, which sounds like a great way to "enjoy" this inbred mutant.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 03, 2024 12:04 pm

Begun, the Endgamegunt has.
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(Apparently Kuwaiti hopsitals like decorating themselves to look like a level in a survival horror game.)

Supposedly she's in so much pain now that she needs a wheelchair. She also claims she doesn't know what the doctors are injecting her with since apparently she found the only hospital in all of Kuwait where not a single soul speaks English (*press X*). And for some reason her "husband" is unable to get a clear picture as well (*press X harder*).
I find it very odd that she's fine with getting pumped full of mystery liquids, considering her usual stance on doctors (she couldn't follow their orders even if her life literally depended on it).

It's like she's purposely twisting the narrative so she herself becomes the only source of what's going on with her healthwise.
I suspect she is either overselling her health issues to force her "husband" to spend quality time with her (that does not involve her walking through empty parks), or she is underselling them so she doesn't have to admit she's standing with one necrotic foot in the grave due to sheer autistic defiance.

Either way, if this wheelchair arc will last longer she better get a rig meant for deathfats. A wheelchair meant for normal human beings doesn't let her manspread wide enough to make room for her gunt and let her actually sit upright, so she has to lean back as far and hard as she can to the point she's almost standing at an angle.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 03, 2024 12:21 pm

I think you're right about her overselling it and not telling people what she gets to avoid getting called out.
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Re: Fatphobia Containment Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 03, 2024 12:52 pm

This all sounds like total horseshit to me. She's pulling an Eric Cartman and grabbing her scootiepuff while the grabbing is good. She's gonna exploit the fuck out of this situation to manipulate Kuwaiti Cuck and her few remaining fans.

Does Kuwait have experience dealing with deathfats? If she were smart, she'd order a squadron of seats on the nearest flight back to Leafland, so she can tell the Leaf government to "gibsmedats extra-wide wheelchair" (whalechair.)
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Re: Fatphobia Containment Thread

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Feb 04, 2024 4:37 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Feb 02, 2024 9:32 am
So much for being healthy at every size.

And speaking of videos, Chantal's newest object of triggering is a channel that uses her authentic audio combined with a muppet of her, so you can enjoy her content without having to gaze upon her material form.


(The muppet's antics are of course exaggerated, but there is a moment in the OG video where she tries to get a literal handful of her pot slop, but manages to stop herself and just pause for a good second or two to process the optics of this. But you can bet your ass she was shoveling that shit with both hands before and after filming :lol: )

The same channel also has a muppet Cyraxx, which sounds like a great way to "enjoy" this inbred mutant.
Isn't the first time she's had a hand up her ass I'd assume.
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Re: Fatphobia Containment Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Feb 10, 2024 9:38 am

Pretty sure Becky explained how Hamberlynn would call her in for wiping duty.
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Re: Fatphobia Containment Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 10, 2024 1:32 pm

At least she got to skip the washing. Amberlyn was quite happy not to shower for well over a year.
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