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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by mad bum » Thu Dec 17, 2020 8:55 pm

I've dealt with snow my whole life, doesn't mean I like it.
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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by MegaNigger » Sat Dec 19, 2020 8:45 am

mad bum wrote:
Wed Dec 16, 2020 9:02 pm
This is the punishment we have to deal with on the east coast, cost of living is half of what the west coast pays but snow sucks ass unless you're a kid.
I drove to and from work from Akron to Canton for years and never wrecked. I drove a fucking van too. Driving in snow is easy. I'm talking the blizzards we got there too. Pussy shit.
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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 19, 2020 10:14 am

All snow does is make all the faggots that were never able to drive have consequences for once.
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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:33 pm

There was this elderly couple at the store today looking for "that hedgehog movie", obviously a Christmas gift for a budding autist. I helped them find it as it was clear they were totally lost.
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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by Guest » Sat Dec 19, 2020 7:37 pm



Merry Christmas, Anglos. Boris the Betrayer has announced the new rules. Obey them, serfs.

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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:00 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Sat Dec 19, 2020 5:33 pm
There was this elderly couple at the store today looking for "that hedgehog movie", obviously a Christmas gift for a budding autist. I helped them find it as it was clear they were totally lost.
Thank god they didn't google it.

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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Dec 20, 2020 6:36 pm

Old people can't use fucking google. The last twenty years of my life have proven that act to me. Every single time an old person asks me to do something for them with their computer, it's literally a case of "let me google that for you." Fix your computer problem? Well, let's see... I didn't take any more classes on how to use computers than you did, so I'm just gonna google that shit anyway and try to figure it out... Same thing you damn boomers could do.
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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 20, 2020 7:52 pm

The greatest joy about having a BlackBerry was not having to play tech support for phones.
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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by mad bum » Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:12 pm

I have a fucking boomer playing 20 questions with me on egay about a drive I sold him for his arcade machine, he doesn't understand the thing has to be connected online in order to use the roms and is doing a pity party saying they wasted money and shit when my drive is fine.
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Re: Merry Cristmas Motherfuckers!

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 20, 2020 9:41 pm

It's extra annoying if you're the nerd in the family, since you'll get pestered by smartphone questions that could be better answered by relatives who actually use their smartphones for more than calling and surfing.
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