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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:51 pm
by Oengae
Also I don't know why these internet nobodies insist on living in NY or LA despite the fact you can write or make videos on YouTube everywhere. Maybe the Kotakus and Crackeds of the world would last longer if they let their writers work remotely instead of buying a trendy SoCal office and making them live in the most expensive parts of the country

Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:30 pm
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Just like how DSP needs to have a MacMansion and a 4k TV, these INs just think their "fame" means they deserve to live in a metropolis.

Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:46 pm
by Kugelfisch
And they are correct. Each and every single last one of them deserves nothing better than to live in LA. I couldn't wish something worse upon them.

Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:54 pm
by Guest
Oengae wrote:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:51 pm
Also I don't know why these internet nobodies insist on living in NY or LA despite the fact you can write or make videos on YouTube everywhere. Maybe the Kotakus and Crackeds of the world would last longer if they let their writers work remotely instead of buying a trendy SoCal office and making them live in the most expensive parts of the country
You'd think an web based business would utilize the, you know, internet, better.

Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:12 pm
by Kugelfisch
Those fuckboys can't live without their Starbucks and being surrounded by the dystopia they are longing for.

Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 6:10 pm
by Guest
Kugel is right again. They DO deserve to live in a metropolis, just not for the reasons they think. They deserve to get carjacked and beaten and have bullets flying through their windows at 1 am.

Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:08 pm
by Keith Chegwin
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:46 pm
And they are correct. Each and every single last one of them deserves nothing better than to live in LA. I couldn't wish something worse upon them.
You could wish for them to live in Compton

Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:24 pm
by Kugelfisch
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Mon Oct 01, 2018 8:08 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:46 pm
And they are correct. Each and every single last one of them deserves nothing better than to live in LA. I couldn't wish something worse upon them.
You could wish for them to live in Compton
I could wish that but we both know they wouldn't move there.

Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2018 3:38 am
by Oengae
"Humor site" editor deleted their twitter this morning, #metooed on trending topics. This city is afraid of me. I have seen it's true face. The streets are extended cuck sheds and the gutters are full of BBC cum and when the drains finally clog over, all the cucks will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and soylent will foam up about their waists and all the whores and nu-males will look up and shout "Save us!"...

...and I'll look down, and whisper "no."

Re: Cracked is crumbling

Posted: Mon Oct 08, 2018 3:24 pm
by Tony Schiavone
David Wong is still there (only a matter of time before that fake name gets called out for being cultural appropriation/racist).

John Cheese and others jumped ship and launched this sad attempt at a blatant site copy.

At least Seanbaby is still being a Democrat apologist tough guy. Sadly, he's still the funniest person on the site, by far.