Dead Horse Interchange

Gotta have some swag to stuff the coffin with when she follows in the footsteps of Death by Jen.

Sounds like the dumb cow has already flown back to Cow-wait. She doesn't realize Salah can hire prostitutes whether she's there or gone. Not like she can follow him!

God-fucking dammit. It was a visa run all along. With a side of poutine, of course.

But now she'll be stuck in Desert Hell for the height of summer.

As if she leaves the house more than once a month. She could be on the South Pole if they offered delivery fast food and she wouldn't notice the difference.

She'd love it at the South Pole. She wouldn't have to time her rare visists to the outside world carefully because there would be no one to stare at her.
Except for the penguins, who would probably confuse her for one of their own if she keeps her muslim cosplay.

Problem is that if the burka had a white belly, it would be more white than black.

Don't you worry about that. She prefers her cosplay in black.

All is not lost. The hog is still on Cucknadian soil. I repeat: The hog is still on Cucknadian soil.
Plus she got the Norovirus for good measure. At least according to her. Whatever it was she spent a night at a hospital.
She also found the time for a trip to New York (no doubt in order to dine on their fine junkfood cuisine), but the vlog got cut short because she never checks her phone's battery before filming and can never find the loading cable in time.

I'm starting to wonder if he short-lived PayPal beg-a-thon (which never went anywhere since she immediately started to rage when people called this "begging") supposedly meant for a new Cucknadian apartment was actually meant to raise money for her trip back to Kuwait.

Allah knows her "husband" won't spend a red cent on the shipping bill for her transcontinental cargo hold.