Chris is too slow and fat to kill anyone with anything other than a gun. I'd just love to see him try to kill someone with a knife, only to have the assailant grab it out of his hand and stab him with it. Chris is a rabid fucking dog and needs to be put down.
Chris is too slow and fat to kill anyone with anything other than a gun. I'd just love to see him try to kill someone with a knife, only to have the assailant grab it out of his hand and stab him with it. Chris is a rabid fucking dog and needs to be put down.
Don't underestimate the surprise factor that a retarded fat tranny coming at you with a melee weapon can cause. He looks ridiculous and that could startle even the best of fighters.
He has a car, and he's used it before on his enemies
Nowacking better watch out for Chris then, he is still probably pissed that Nowacking blocked him.
Re: Chris-chan
Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2023 5:11 am
by AdorableOtter
People already forgot it but Chris already burned down a house in the past, and arson is a pretty serious crime for a good reason. Dude is an autistic assassin.
Don't underestimate the surprise factor that a retarded fat tranny coming at you with a melee weapon can cause. He looks ridiculous and that could startle even the best of fighters.
The last thing his victims see is the sonichu medallion zapping right at them.
Re: Chris-chan
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2023 4:48 pm
by Complicity
Ok this is a twist and a subversion of expectations that not even M. Night Streetshitter and Ryan Cuckson's wettest dreams could produce:
Not only he went to the Barb's mansion just to pick up his nerd trash and then leave, but he (may have) found the boyfriend-free gurl.
I hope it's true, because i want to live in a world in which CWC gets laid while Movieblob and Film Bald will die as virgins.