Chris-chan

[Rapeculture]

Chris is too slow and fat to kill anyone with anything other than a gun. I'd just love to see him try to kill someone with a knife, only to have the assailant grab it out of his hand and stab him with it. Chris is a rabid fucking dog and needs to be put down.

[McGinnis]

Chris is too slow and fat to kill anyone with anything other than a gun

He could easily smother someone to death. His stench alone could probably kill.

I could see him suffocating his mother to death after a nice long rape session

[Osterzone]

He has a car, and he's used it before on his enemies

[Le Redditeur]

Chris is too slow and fat to kill anyone with anything other than a gun. I'd just love to see him try to kill someone with a knife, only to have the assailant grab it out of his hand and stab him with it. Chris is a rabid fucking dog and needs to be put down.

Don't underestimate the surprise factor that a retarded fat tranny coming at you with a melee weapon can cause. He looks ridiculous and that could startle even the best of fighters.

[Kugelfisch]

He has a car, and he's used it before on his enemies

Exactly. I can imagine him plowing into a convention he was kicked out of.

[vegetasasuke0]

He has a car, and he's used it before on his enemies

Nowacking better watch out for Chris then, he is still probably pissed that Nowacking blocked him.

[AdorableOtter]

People already forgot it but Chris already burned down a house in the past, and arson is a pretty serious crime for a good reason. Dude is an autistic assassin.

[McGinnis]

People already forgot it but Chris already burned down a house in the past

Yeah,. his own and that was actually more his mother's fault for keeping a hoarder home

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Don't underestimate the surprise factor that a retarded fat tranny coming at you with a melee weapon can cause. He looks ridiculous and that could startle even the best of fighters.

The last thing his victims see is the sonichu medallion zapping right at them.

[Complicity]

Ok this is a twist and a subversion of expectations that not even M. Night Streetshitter and Ryan Cuckson's wettest dreams could produce:



Not only he went to the Barb's mansion just to pick up his nerd trash and then leave, but he (may have) found the boyfriend-free gurl.
I hope it's true, because i want to live in a world in which CWC gets laid while Movieblob and Film Bald will die as virgins.