Chris-chan

[Kugelfisch]

That fucking avatar is just too magical.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

“You’re lucky that I’m such a nice person or I’d kick the shit out of you.”

Kind people wouldn’t even say that, much less entertain the thought. They wouldn’t brag about their kindness either.

[Kugelfisch]

"You're lucky I'm unable to kick the shit out of you because I would if I could."

[Pepsi Man]

So... was he expecting them to hand him a huge-ass list of all the things he was not allowed to do?

If you don't explicitly tell him exactly what he can and can't do then he's liable to pull something like, "well you didn't say I couldn't hit him with my fist, just my bat."

[rabidtictac]

"You're lucky I'm unable to kick the shit out of you because I would if I could."

The idea of chris trying to fight anyone is too hilarious.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You think he can channel into the hidden art of Retard Strength?

[rabidtictac]

The only people who get retard strength are junkies when they're high.

[Kugelfisch]

A friend's mother begs to differ. She worked in an asylum for twenty years and she's seen some shit.

[RAPEMAN]

So... was he expecting them to hand him a huge-ass list of all the things he was not allowed to do?

To be fair security should have had the decency to approach Chris and tell him to stop being so grabby or they'll kick him out in person and not through Facebook.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeah, that was a tad bit weird to do. I guess not even the security was used to IRL social interactions.