ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:54 pm

Vaporwear wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:47 pm
That said I might reach out and see if I can fuck that whore Heidi. She's a cute little cunt and I bet she's sucks some nice dick while dressed up in whatever stupid anime character she's a fan of.
You've seen her without make-up? She wears so much make up that your dick will look like it's been sucked by a clown.

Absolutely nothing about debacle has led me to believe Jared's wife is worth fucking or otherwise worth putting up with
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Vaporwear » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:02 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:54 pm
Vaporwear wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:47 pm
That said I might reach out and see if I can fuck that whore Heidi. She's a cute little cunt and I bet she's sucks some nice dick while dressed up in whatever stupid anime character she's a fan of.
You've seen her without make-up? She wears so much make up that your dick will look like it's been sucked by a clown.

Absolutely nothing about debacle has led me to believe Jared's wife is worth fucking or otherwise worth putting up with
I dunno man pretty much every bitch I've met and fucked/tried to fuck has put on enough make up to qualify her to be a circus performer. If she sucks cock half as good as she is at losing her shit about her ex-husband cheating on her with the whore that they originally agreed would be ok for him to fuck but then she decided they shouldn't be fucking because she couldn't handle their retarded open relationship after all, then I'm down with her turning my cock a ghostly white.

You know one time I fucked a girl and she had so much makeup on her face that my nose ended up getting powdered like as if I dunked my head into a mountain of cocaine. Like, bitch, tone it down. Whatever, you suck dick pretty good, I guess that's all that really matters.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Osterzone » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:15 pm

The normalboots gang all re-followed him. Same as it ever was.

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:19 pm

Statement of privilege: If I ever get to run a dictatorship I will have everyone that uses the word "receipt" instead of "proof" executed post haste.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:36 pm

I want Heidi to hug me and call me onii-sama.

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:40 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:54 pm
You've seen her without make-up? She wears so much make up that your dick will look like it's been sucked by a clown.
It's not like she has other orifices.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 02, 2019 7:47 am

Osterzone wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:15 pm
The normalboots gang all re-followed him. Same as it ever was.
Nice to know who your friends truly are.

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Keith Chegwin » Mon Sep 02, 2019 8:08 am

Yeah, if Jared had any sense (ha ha) he'd tell them to go fuck themselves
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 02, 2019 9:39 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:19 pm
Statement of privilege: If I ever get to run a dictatorship I will have everyone that uses the word "receipt" instead of "proof" executed post haste.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by mad bum » Tue Sep 03, 2019 1:19 am

Not that it matters but the quarter pounder is getting a lot of shit for flip flopping like his pal boogie to get views.

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