Dead Horse Interchange

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:04 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 03, 2020 2:57 pm

[based aunt]

Did she also see the Sailor Mercury crossplay ?!

"Lol what a little fagget!"

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 03, 2020 5:04 pm

Tony Schiavone wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 03, 2020 2:57 pm

[based aunt]

Did she also see the Sailor Mercury crossplay ?!

No, lol. I was tempted to, but she had already struck oil. Figured I didn't need to add any more.

Tony Schiavone wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 03, 2020 2:57 pm

Have a quick holiday story related to him since I saw this thread again. Know that a good chunk of you don't care, but I thought some of you would find it amusing.
None of this is made up:

SpoilerShow

>am doing the family thing over Christmas

>get together at Aunt's place

>she has a new smart TV in her bedroom, so I am showing her all the features of how it works

>get to Youtube option, tell her she can use account to log in, use mine as example

>birdface's latest vid shows up in top bar of listed recommendations

>ohfuckwhyhim.jpg

>realize it's due to the fact that I watched his apology vid and silently curse Youtube for random bumps of previous watches, damn algorithm, etc.

>before I can do something else, Aunt bursts out with "Who the hell is that faggot?" and starts giggling

>grinchsmile.gif

>figure why the fuck not, play the video

>before I show her how to pause, move forward, etc. she continues: "He looks like a fairy!"

>keep the video playing. While Jared rambles about DnD, she goes to grab a Christmas elf decoration from the living room and brings it back, holding it up to the TV next to him

>for about five minutes, she does not stop talking about how he looks and sounds like a gay elf. She does not stop laughing either.

>have always loved my Aunt

Your aunt is a saint. She better not be put in a home.

She will never be put into an elderloony home. She will live in Tony's head forever.

"Even with the insecurity of YouTube income" jfc its always about his pennies.

>streamersofinstagram
Whenever that would be an accurate description of my life the business end of a gun barrel would look really good to me.

Guest wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 17, 2020 2:47 pm

"Even with the insecurity of YouTube income" jfc its always about his pennies.

You're not doing a good job as an IN if you don't give your fans the constant feeling that you will die if they ever stop throwing money at you.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 17, 2020 3:14 pm

>streamersofinstagram
Whenever that would be an accurate description of my life the business end of a gun barrel would look really good to me.

Of all the terrible social media sites on the internet I think Instagram might be the worst to use I'd you're known for sending your dick to children.

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑

Fri Jul 17, 2020 3:14 pm

>streamersofinstagram
Whenever that would be an accurate description of my life the business end of a gun barrel would look really good to me.

Haven't noticed this extra nugget I automatically skip any tags attached to a message, because the days of old, where blogs actually had useful tags, are long gone, and I've never seen a tag that could possibly be useful or helpful on social media, because fuck trying to search anything by that. Especially when most of the people use such amazing and very useful things like #instagram-streamer-buttloader, #i-like-bananas, or #beaver-shit-burger.