ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist
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Plot twist: She's got a new guy already and he's not packing any more heat than Jared does so she doesn't want to call his dick small and by proxy call her new guy's dick small.
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I can't even imagine how difficult clown world must be for the average mass-approval-minded person to deal with. On one hand there's metokur calling BroShareIt's dick tiny, and you know everyone watching has to bob their head in agreement lest they telegraph the fact they too have an objectively average-sized penis. Then, at the same time, you have BroShareIt's thot of a cock-hole in rebellion calling the exact same penis "big," and--like you said--that must make the exact same cluster of people swell with hope that their penis is, in fact, adequately sized and worthy of female admiration.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 3:51 amWhy would it? They'll look at it, see her call it "big" and think "If that's big, I might just qualify as average and have a chance!".Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 3:43 amThis tweet probably turned off a handful of white knights
In premise it's I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, but instead in practice it's I Have No Girth and I Must Signal.
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Damn you mean she didn't bag tyrone and find out why they was kangz?Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 4:04 amPlot twist: She's got a new guy already and he's not packing any more heat than Jared does so she doesn't want to call his dick small and by proxy call her new guy's dick small.
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Average dick size also applies to niggers. For every BBW out there you have some poor guys porking easy to please ham planets on the low end of the chart.
But instead it's average. So is the average viewer's one. There's too little to grasp (pun intended) there. We have a dick pic and, besides his DSP facial expression, it's as bland as they come.
The only thing that truly stands out (again, intended) is that it's the picture that ruins his career. People don't like to do business with guys they've seen the dick of unless they are porn actors.
Tommy Lee is packing a fat salami, was a cool rock star and was fucking, then sex icon, Pamela Anderson and didn't manage to live it down. What chance does some scrawny Nintendie reviewer with >muh depression have?
He's going to be "that scrawny nerd with the awkward dick pic that cheated on his wife and groomed minors" to the broad masses.
And that's exactly the limbo that is average. Everyone wanted his dick to be either really small or comically large. Both outcomes would've provided some real nice meme potential.sanicvr00m wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 4:06 amIn premise it's I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, but instead in practice it's I Have No Girth and I Must Signal.
But instead it's average. So is the average viewer's one. There's too little to grasp (pun intended) there. We have a dick pic and, besides his DSP facial expression, it's as bland as they come.
The only thing that truly stands out (again, intended) is that it's the picture that ruins his career. People don't like to do business with guys they've seen the dick of unless they are porn actors.
Tommy Lee is packing a fat salami, was a cool rock star and was fucking, then sex icon, Pamela Anderson and didn't manage to live it down. What chance does some scrawny Nintendie reviewer with >muh depression have?
He's going to be "that scrawny nerd with the awkward dick pic that cheated on his wife and groomed minors" to the broad masses.
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I bet he is hotter than you in that outfitBlueberryRagamuffin wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 1:02 amI was eating when I saw PervJewed's nudes and legitimately lost my appetite. Thanks a lot Guest.
I don't understand how more than one woman was willing to fuck this goofball. I've made some questionable decisions in regards to the men I date yet at no point was I like, "I'm flattered but you're one of the ugliest human beings I've ever seen. Seriously you look like you decided to become a tranny and changed your mind after cutting your cock and balls off... hold up, you record yourself playing video games for the internet? Take me now!!!"
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lol I'm just having fun at his expense for the most part
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Have we forgotten about #complicit already? CA gained back their subscribers and unlike MundaneFatt, PJ has an actual fanbase.Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 12:05 amSemenButterGaymer below 2 mil
Jared below 950k
Both still going down
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Do you know what Doge's dick looks like? Did he cheat on his wife? Was he a full on SJW and did he try to get him some groupie bitches?Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 4:51 amHave we forgotten about #complicit already?
Jared's shit isn't comparable to not inviting some fucks to Wafflehouse.
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True but as a rule like 99% of all fanbses don't care about behind the scenes drama/are brainless white knights. I want to believe he'll tank but sadly he'll be okay after a while.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 4:57 amDo you know what Doge's dick looks like? Did he cheat on his wife? Was he a full on SJW and did he try to get him some groupie bitches?Guest wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 4:51 amHave we forgotten about #complicit already?
Jared's shit isn't comparable to not inviting some fucks to Wafflehouse.
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