ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

[Kugelfisch]

Marzie desperately wants to feel ProJared's cock and everyone directly involved in the IN universe is an insane mess.

Sig'd.

[Osterzone]

If Jared kills himself, I hope it's by jumping off a building so I can post this

[Old Black Man]

Holly’s butthole Holly’s butthole Holly’s butthole...

[Kugelfisch]

Holly’s butthole Holly’s butthole Holly’s butthole...

Calm down, Jean-Francois Gariépy.

[Guest]

Except people have already seen it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes 99% of the goodwill she had going for her from the beta masses of insecure dicklet white knight orbiters seeking to defend thy lady's honor.

seriously, she killed half the momentum of her movement with this tweet. Fucking thots can't stop thotting for one god damn minute I swear to god

[Osterzone]

Not really. Jared's antics made it to kotaku, newsweek, and he was trending on twitter. Those journos aren't gonna bother to bring up that tweet.

[Guest]

Not really. Jared's antics made it to kotaku, newsweek, and he was trending on twitter. Those journos aren't gonna bother to bring up that tweet.

Actually, you're right. I'd forgotten we were living in clown world. This tweet probably turned off a handful of white knights, but it also summoned a whole new army of literal cuckolds to her aid, drooling over the idea of being phallically inferior to a man who makes top 10 video game lists for a living. A brilliant tactical move on Heidi's part.

[Kugelfisch]

This tweet probably turned off a handful of white knights

Why would it? They'll look at it, see her call it "big" and think "If that's big, I might just qualify as average and have a chance!".

[Guest]

HE'S A BIG GUY

[Kama]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes 99% of the goodwill she had going for her from the beta masses of insecure dicklet white knight orbiters seeking to defend thy lady's honor.

seriously, she killed half the momentum of her movement with this tweet. Fucking thots can't stop thotting for one god damn minute I swear to god

Pretty sure that won't kill much. I'm just genuinely surprised that she would defend Jared's dick size after we've seen the pics, but ah well...

No worries though I'm sure there will be plenty of soy boy beta orbiter's hoping to tap that pussy at some point by defending mi'lady.