ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

[Dehbashi]

And she said that she had a couple of relationships. Not how many dicks she had in her. One night stands don't count as relationships.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But did she get more dicks as Rei, or Asuka ?

[Old Black Man]

How tall is ye, 5' 7"? Probably popped a Viagra for max hardness, then clearly gripped the shaft as low as possible to make it seem bigger. He's probably 5 inches but seems bigger through treachery and because he's a tiny 100 lbs.

One is well versed in the techniques of the perfect shaft shot. Not to mention he has no pubes to add to the illusion.

I’m just surprised no one is making fun of how horrifically veiny it was or his weird nard sack. I’m still pissed that I had to see that nasty shit but didn’t get any of Holly’s dumpy embarrassed nudes. Between that, Vic’s lawsuit seemingly unsuccessful, Marzgunt not being murdered, and Lupa not shooting up Channel Awesome this has been a disappointing year for me.

So how many IN cocks have we seen now? Brad’s ProlapsedJared’s, and the Amazing Banana Fucker’s? That’s like 2 and 1/4 right?

[Some Sick Fuck]

Between that, Vic’s lawsuit seemingly unsuccessful, Marzgunt not being murdered, and Lupa not shooting up Channel Awesome this has been a disappointing year for me.

I agree. Somebody needs to die! Or lose a leg.

[Rapeculture]

Between that, Vic’s lawsuit seemingly unsuccessful, Marzgunt not being murdered, and Lupa not shooting up Channel Awesome this has been a disappointing year for me.

I agree. Somebody needs to die! Or lose a leg.

Sean Fausz might lose a leg soon. I mean he's as fat or fatter than Mike Dodd.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Right, that bum. Is he still trying to become a streamer? Sean's only advantage is that he's much younger than Dodd or Hellstink, it takes some time for the body to get completely destroyed - similar to Wings. And he doesn't have the fuck you money like Booger to get all the expensive healthcare to extend the punishment his body can take.

[Guest]

ITS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT

[Vaporwear]

I’m still pissed that I had to see that nasty shit but didn’t get any of Holly’s dumpy embarrassed nudes. Between that, Vic’s lawsuit seemingly unsuccessful, Marzgunt not being murdered, and Lupa not shooting up Channel Awesome this has been a disappointing year for me.

So how many IN cocks have we seen now? Brad’s ProlapsedJared’s, and the Amazing Banana Fucker’s? That’s like 2 and 1/4 right?

We are truly in the darkest timeline. Maybe we should all pull a Jew Wario and paint our bathrooms a nice shade of brain matter red.

[Kugelfisch]

I’m just surprised no one is making fun of how horrifically veiny it was or his weird nard sack.

Maybe because you are the only one that was parsing the image with a loupe. Most got their fill just by confirming it is indeed birdface and then never looked back, you know?

As for the cosplay THOT saying it isn't small, she depends on cuckbucks by thirstfags. If anything, I'd expect her to say that it was too large to make the micropenis big whales hopeful and drop a few grand on her ass.

[RAPEMAN]

One is well versed in the techniques of the perfect shaft shot. Not to mention he has no pubes to add to the illusion.

I’m just surprised no one is making fun of how horrifically veiny it was or his weird nard sack. I’m still pissed that I had to see that nasty shit but didn’t get any of Holly’s dumpy embarrassed nudes. Between that, Vic’s lawsuit seemingly unsuccessful, Marzgunt not being murdered, and Lupa not shooting up Channel Awesome this has been a disappointing year for me.

So how many IN cocks have we seen now? Brad’s ProlapsedJared’s, and the Amazing Banana Fucker’s? That’s like 2 and 1/4 right?

1. It's gay to evaluate a man's cock that thoroughly.

2. Women like a vascular cock.