ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:18 pm

At least a cameo when they venture into the festering den of the great Nurgle.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:21 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 8:18 pm
At least a cameo when they venture into the festering den of the great Nurgle.
That's a Games Workshop license, though.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:08 pm

I bet there are at least two Not-Nurgles in the official D&D settings alone. If everything else fails, he can always pose as a Nalfeshnee, or Orcus himself.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Tony Schiavone » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:31 pm

WotC have found their proper shills.
Anyway, Birdman is pissed that he can't Mary Sue his character everywhere anymore and sell it for merch.
Bird Lady--now that I check it--hasn't been invited even on the Penny Arcade C-list freakshow since 2018.
And the dressup elf just has a few random thirstcucks as the pathetic remnants of her once proud army of bootlickers.

All in all, things came to a mostly happy ending. :)
...and still: Spoony did nothing.

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:11 pm

Jared's problem is not that he was "cancelled" or something. His problem is that he's a sex pest that has shown that he's willing to fuck everyone close to him over, either to further his "career" or out of thirst, and that he's been slacking and was #depression for well over a year before the whole thing.

Say, does anyone here remember Tobuscus? I used to play Planetside 2 and there was a big outcry over him being the chosen YT shill for Vanu. Yet it just now took me a solid five minutes of hard thinking and some google searches to even remember his name.
My point is that faggots like that are quickly forgotten once they stop making regular videos. Jared hasn't been relevant for a while before the drama. To absolute idiots he's redeemed himself but the crowd has cleared. Just like how Lupa didn't manage to get sustainable views, so won't he. In this case it's mostly because I doubt the fucker can pull himself together for long enough to keep up a steady flow of videos as he hasn't been able to do so for quite a while.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Old Black Man » Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:43 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:11 pm
Jared's problem is not that he was "cancelled" or something. His problem is that he's a sex pest that has shown that he's willing to fuck everyone close to him over, either to further his "career" or out of thirst, and that he's been slacking and was #depression for well over a year before the whole thing.

Say, does anyone here remember Tobuscus? I used to play Planetside 2 and there was a big outcry over him being the chosen YT shill for Vanu. Yet it just now took me a solid five minutes of hard thinking and some google searches to even remember his name.
My point is that faggots like that are quickly forgotten once they stop making regular videos. Jared hasn't been relevant for a while before the drama. To absolute idiots he's redeemed himself but the crowd has cleared. Just like how Lupa didn't manage to get sustainable views, so won't he. In this case it's mostly because I doubt the fucker can pull himself together for long enough to keep up a steady flow of videos as he hasn't been able to do so for quite a while.
Damn, I haven’t heard the name Tobuscus in years.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by mad bum » Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:45 pm

>Not just starting your own stupid D&D show

all dice camera action was was 4 webcams smashed together and you're telling me he doesn't have the technical know how to do that?
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:49 pm

Too much effort.
Old Black Man wrote:
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Damn, I haven’t heard the name Tobuscus in years.
That's the wonder of being an IN: You can easily go from Hero zo Zero in about 5ish years.
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:03 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:11 pm
Say, does anyone here remember Tobuscus? I used to play Planetside 2 and there was a big outcry over him being the chosen YT shill for Vanu.
Those were the times when TotalCancer was still alive. Horrible memories...
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Re: ProJared: Internet Exhibitionist

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:08 am

What kind of faggot would play Vanu?
Is Spoony dead yet?

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