I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances

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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:54 am

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It was a 18 year old Girl, fresh from the Fahrschule. She had her Licence for around 10 days. Borrowed a BMW from her dad but no one told her that front weel drive differs from rear weel drive.
This was a big car?
When I was at school we had a traffic cop come and talk to us. He said a lot of accidents happen because some dumb teenager passes their driving test and the parents then let them drive the family saloon, which is too much car for a first time driver so they inevitably total it.
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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:36 am

Cars aren't safe at all. Gary Numan lied.

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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances

Post by Auli » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:13 pm

GitGud wrote:
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then Pain and the light went out for a second. Then a little light in the ambulance.....again a little blackout, and i was in an hospitalbed with 19hours missing.
That's one of the weirdest feeling in the world. The blackout of being damaged af.

I was home at Xmas (have NO idea why I was allowed that, since I was sick af and high as a motherfucker), Appearantly I'm the most talkative person in the world when I'm blackout sick & high. I basically NEVER talk to people, even own family, but I talked to my cousins about... horses or something all night xD They said to their mother it was one of the best times they've had with me and... I remember NOTHING! xD

At least I know that I'm not a total dick when I'm blacked out. I'm either very nice or I'm amazing at pretending to be nice.


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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances

Post by GitGud » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:39 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:54 am
GitGud wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:38 am
It was a 18 year old Girl, fresh from the Fahrschule. She had her Licence for around 10 days. Borrowed a BMW from her dad but no one told her that front weel drive differs from rear weel drive.
This was a big car?
When I was at school we had a traffic cop come and talk to us. He said a lot of accidents happen because some dumb teenager passes their driving test and the parents then let them drive the family saloon, which is too much car for a first time driver so they inevitably total it.
In Germany here it is normal that you Learn to drive in big ass cars, (BMW, Mercedes, you name it), and then you drive an VW Golf as your first car. But i think the chick didn`t know how to drive in winter with rear drive. That is a fucked up difference no one sees coming
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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances

Post by Guest » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:42 pm

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Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:36 am
Cars aren't safe at all. Gary Numan lied.
At least you can always trust Paul Simon. Cars ARE cars all around the world

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Post by Auli » Sun Feb 24, 2019 9:57 pm

CAT scan done, so now to wait and see if I will die or not, I guess.

The suspense is... killing me :3
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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances

Post by Auli » Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:46 pm

Guess I am too.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Feb 24, 2019 11:52 pm

Quite the wild shit you guys are up to. Makes me glad that my life is fairly boring.
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