Some people can't fucking drive in the winter. Never drive in a city in Canada in the winter.
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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances
Dang! You ok now? Does it hurt? I've never really broken anything, but my guess is that it sucks hard.
Get good, GitGud!
Edit: What annoys me at winter is that people seem to forget that it can be slippery at winter. EVERY winter. Maybe start remembering from last winter, you fucktards?
It's like the US of "THIS IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!!!" A that can't handle 0.2" of snow and CANCELS FUCKING SCHOOL because of NOTHING...
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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances
Woah. Get well soon, and once you do, send that bastard to a wheelchair. I would.
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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances
I think the problem is that people KNOW they cant drive for shit and will be a danger with snow but are forced to risk their lives (and those of others) just to not get fired.
And on top of that that most people are so dumb they wont take into consideration they need to calculate like 2 or 3 times the travel time, move from home earlier and drive slower.
So our capitalistic system combined with hard economic times is basically forcing people to gamble lives away in order to keep their job.
And on top of that that most people are so dumb they wont take into consideration they need to calculate like 2 or 3 times the travel time, move from home earlier and drive slower.
So our capitalistic system combined with hard economic times is basically forcing people to gamble lives away in order to keep their job.
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Was the other driver a lanky pasty man with greasy hair who kept screaming about an orange man?
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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances
Auli, It's time to start lifting again, train Karate and shutter Sploony's legs to avenge Gitgud's broken limbs. You can do this.
Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances
It was a 18 year old Girl, fresh from the Fahrschule. She had her Licence for around 10 days. Borrowed a BMW from her dad but no one told her that front weel drive differs from rear weel drive. She was to fast at pulling in to an Driveway, and hit the Pedal to hard. the back of the car turned and then her dump ass paniced so she pushed down even more. Her Car hit me sideways and scraped meaway from my parked car in the lot, ripping my back car door from the frame. Good thing that my daughter was allready seated and save. I felt like a piece of Playdought that is rolled between two fingers. Next thing i know was that my legs had a nice 90° Bend to the side and my arm was fucked up too....then Pain and the light went out for a second. Then a little light in the ambulance.....again a little blackout, and i was in an hospitalbed with 19hours missing.
I will return when i the times are dire.
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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances
Ouch, that sounds nasty.
Though on the plus side her daddy probably has enough dough to pay for dat shit.
Though on the plus side her daddy probably has enough dough to pay for dat shit.
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Re: I'd normally NEVER EVER do this, but... different surcunstances
Well, it will went to court, and with a bit of luck i get some money. A new car is in line, and for the next weeks i will keep a stiff diet of Tilidin and other high grade painkillers.
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
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