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Keith Chegwin
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by Keith Chegwin » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:54 am
GitGud wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:38 am
It was a 18 year old Girl, fresh from the Fahrschule. She had her Licence for around 10 days. Borrowed a BMW from her dad but no one told her that front weel drive differs from rear weel drive.
This was a big car?
When I was at school we had a traffic cop come and talk to us. He said a lot of accidents happen because some dumb teenager passes their driving test and the parents then let them drive the family saloon, which is too much car for a first time driver so they inevitably total it.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 am
Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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by Guest » Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:36 am
Cars aren't safe at all. Gary Numan lied.
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Auli
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by Auli » Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:13 pm
GitGud wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:38 am
then Pain and the light went out for a second. Then a little light in the ambulance.....again a little blackout, and i was in an hospitalbed with 19hours missing.
That's one of the weirdest feeling in the world. The blackout of being damaged af.
I was home at Xmas (have NO idea why I was allowed that, since I was sick af and high as a motherfucker), Appearantly I'm the most talkative person in the world when I'm blackout sick & high. I basically NEVER talk to people, even own family, but I talked to my cousins about... horses or something all night xD They said to their mother it was one of the best times they've had with me and... I remember NOTHING! xD
At least I know that I'm not a total dick when I'm blacked out. I'm either very nice or I'm amazing at pretending to be nice.
Love you, GG :3
I'm in your bedroom, folding your clothes.
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GitGud
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by GitGud » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:39 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:54 am
GitGud wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:38 am
It was a 18 year old Girl, fresh from the Fahrschule. She had her Licence for around 10 days. Borrowed a BMW from her dad but no one told her that front weel drive differs from rear weel drive.
This was a big car?
When I was at school we had a traffic cop come and talk to us. He said a lot of accidents happen because some dumb teenager passes their driving test and the parents then let them drive the family saloon, which is too much car for a first time driver so they inevitably total it.
In Germany here it is normal that you Learn to drive in big ass cars, (BMW, Mercedes, you name it), and then you drive an VW Golf as your first car. But i think the chick didn`t know how to drive in winter with rear drive. That is a fucked up difference no one sees coming
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
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by Guest » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:42 pm
Guest wrote: ↑Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:36 am
Cars aren't safe at all. Gary Numan lied.
At least you can always trust Paul Simon. Cars ARE cars all around the world
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Auli
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by Auli » Sun Feb 24, 2019 9:57 pm
CAT scan done, so now to wait and see if I will die or not, I guess.
The suspense is... killing me :3
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mad bum
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by mad bum » Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:25 pm
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Auli
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by Auli » Sun Feb 24, 2019 10:46 pm
Guess I am too.
I'll see you in Hell, Scruffy! We'll play some pool or something.
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by Kugelfisch » Sun Feb 24, 2019 11:52 pm
Quite the wild shit you guys are up to. Makes me glad that my life is fairly boring.
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