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[Guest]

Imagine telling someone in 1995 that in a quarter century it will be considered racist to have Johnny Cage in a movie. Fuck you, Gay Blowman.

[CuckTurdginson]

I mean - the WS Anderson Mortal Kombat is at least just as retarded as any given capeshit movie.

[Guest]

MK Annihilation > Endgay

[CuckTurdginson]

Y'all can't even get butthurt over something that's good at being retarded - like The Rock or Bad Boys II.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Imagine telling someone in 1995 that in a quarter century it will be considered racist to have Johnny Cage in a movie. Fuck you, Gay Blowman.

Only those whacky Chinamen are allowed to do Chop-Suey.

(I'm honestly surprised they didn't turn him black. Worked wonders for the Human Torch in that last Fantastic Four movie.)

[Liar Revealed]

The recent animated Mortal Kombat used Johnny Cage as a joke character. Why can't they just do that? Just make him the Jack Burton of the story. (Since Mortal Kombat is a ripoff of Big Trouble in Little China anyways.)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That could actually work out. But it seems they're paranoid because he had the highest body count besides Liu Kang in the original movie. Can't have him around without killing half the bad guys himself

[Kugelfisch]

Event Horizon is the best Warhammer 40k movie that didn't get the license. It's unironically great. If you don't like it you must hate fun.

[Guest]

Gay likes fun he just only has fun when he's shitting out Mike's cum.

[Guest]

Their schtick has been on autopilot for a long ass time now. Only way to get Mike to wake up is to let him sperg about TNG.