Onision Shitfest

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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:28 pm

Imagine you get to present Onion to millions of boomers for the first time on TV. What easy of a time you'd have presenting him as a complete psychopath with all the videos he's acting crazy in.
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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Vaporwear » Tue Jun 16, 2020 6:57 am

Rapeculture wrote:
Sun Jun 14, 2020 12:15 am
*Laughs in Chris Hansen*

Is anyone surprised that he did this? I knew he had to be playing some sort of angle when he started riding Greg's balls. :lol:
Of course he had an endgame, you think fucking Chris Hansen wanted to end his otherwise illustrious career as a fucking grandpa IN? Mofo’s been angling for some way to make some real cash and get back into the limelight again, he’s way too accustomed to old media to ever fully embrace the embarrassing and shitty existence of some D-tier Internet vlogger. I don’t understand what exactly he did here, but it’s clear he used his old media contacts and his faded but still well known name to sell something that at least a few people deemed valuable.

Anyone who’s surprised about this is a fucking idiot. What the fuck did you think this fucking #OKBoomer was gonna do? Fucking dipshit, especially that dude that helped him a bunch on the Onision shit, whatever his faggot name was. Fucking homo, Chris Hansen just #OKBoomer’d that motherfucker into the stratosphere, that Gen Z dipshit fuck.

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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Moe Bitches » Tue Jun 23, 2020 2:21 am


The "boomer" who doesn't give a shit about audio leveling spills the beans.
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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by mad bum » Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:06 am

I feel like I'm about to get ebaum's world at any point in that video.
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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Guest » Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:59 pm

Chris has officially joined the skeptic community.

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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:03 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:59 pm
Chris has officially joined the skeptic community.
HAHAHAHA! Guest posting was a triumph.
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I know somebody is in the right and telling the truth when they block me when I start asking questions.

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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 24, 2020 4:59 am

Onision's always at the cutting edge of online video entertainment :roll:
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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Vaporwear » Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:08 pm

Moe Bitches wrote:
Tue Jun 23, 2020 2:21 am

The "boomer" who doesn't give a shit about audio leveling spills the beans.
Someone sum that shit up for me I don’t want to listen to this grandpa boomer explain to me his business decisions. The fucker is dryer than dust when he isn’t exposing pedophiles I swear.

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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:29 pm

Vaporwear wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:08 pm
Someone sum that shit up for me I don’t want to listen to this grandpa boomer explain to me his business decisions. The fucker is dryer than dust when he isn’t exposing pedophiles I swear.
He's basically just pretending to want to bring the Onion shit to TV to "reach more people". Actually, he just wants back on TV because he's clearly incompetent concerning internet stuff.
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Re: Onision Shitfest

Post by CIANigger » Thu Jun 25, 2020 7:45 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:29 pm
Vaporwear wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:08 pm
Someone sum that shit up for me I don’t want to listen to this grandpa boomer explain to me his business decisions. The fucker is dryer than dust when he isn’t exposing pedophiles I swear.
He's basically just pretending to want to bring the Onion shit to TV to "reach more people". Actually, he just wants back on TV because he's clearly incompetent concerning internet stuff.
The idiot could easily Google a production manager. What he's doing can be done in decent quality with two crew members with GoPros that know how to navigate YouTube's interface.
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