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It was Air Force basic training, too. The most pussy shit possible.
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The first thing he mentions when he complains about the military is that he had to get a haircut. The absolute first thing. Just think of all the shit you could complain about, the reasons you hated it and that's what he starts out with and mentions every single time.
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The air Force has the most lax hair regulations. Basically no hair on the collar and no hair on your ears.
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My dad is an af vet from the Vietnam era. He's 70 now, is a cancer survivor and he could still, today, kick Onion's ass. Onion is all show, no goda PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2019 4:29 pmIt was Air Force basic training, too. The most pussy shit possible.
- Le Redditeur
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Maybe he thought it would be like in Arrested Development, when Buster goes to booty camp but all the drill instructors had sensitivity training and refuse to yell at him.BenComicGraphics wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2019 4:14 pmOnion is a sociopath. I can see it in his beta male eyes. He fucking complained that the drill instructor in bootcamp yelled at him. That's like complaining rain is wet. Fucking pussy.
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Have SJWs started a shitstorm about those problematic and toxic drills sergeants? We have to think of all the tranny troopers, after all.
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The tranny troopers won't get yelled at because they'll have female drill sergeants because trans womyn are womyn (can't put MEN in that women, too triggering). Maybe their drill sergeants will be really passive aggressive instead. Then they'll all have to get reeducated for whispering loudly to each other about one of their stunning and brave recruit's manly jawline.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2019 8:51 pmHave SJWs started a shitstorm about those problematic and toxic drills sergeants? We have to think of all the tranny troopers, after all.
I'm trying to figure out what the fuck Onion thought the military was going to be like. Who doesn't realize they'll have to cut their hair, get yelled at, and do push ups? Did he watch a boot camp themed gay porno and thought it was a documentary?
Re: Onision Tree Saga
Complaining about getting a buzz cut is bad enough, but he is bitching because he couldn't keep his long emo hair? What a bitch made pussy.BenComicGraphics wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2019 5:04 pmThe air Force has the most lax hair regulations. Basically no hair on the collar and no hair on your ears.
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Re: Onision Tree Saga
Am I misremembering or did he cut his own hair the day before boot camp? Because his narc pride couldn't handle someone else forcing a hairstyle on him?
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Re: Onision Tree Saga
I'm baffled as to why a pure narc like him would even join the military. But of course he wants it both ways - he wants to shit on the military, but one of his most common defence tactics is REEEEE I'M A VETERAN! A veteran of the fucking car park, maybe.
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