Onision Shitfest

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why did they even bring an IN up? Even I wouldn't know who this guy is if it wasn't for this thread, and even then I don't actually know what this fucker did/does to become popular (aside from the banana thing)

[Angelfire Memes]

Onion is having a fake mental breakdown on twitter, it's the funniest he's been in years. He's posting porn tweets, obviously trying to goad people like a serial killer sending the FBI gloating letters. Also he posted a video of him licking a toilet seat for like 3 minutes. Way to own the haters, trigger the haters there Greg.

[RAPEMAN]

My buddy UA has some prison survival tips for Oni.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also he posted a video of him licking a toilet seat for like 3 minutes.

That'll show 'em

[RAPEMAN]

Remember when Nick tried to masturbate with a turd to try and prove his insanity before his trial for molesting his step sister?

[MegaNigger]

Remember when Nick tried to masturbate with a turd to try and prove his insanity before his trial for molesting his step sister?

I don't even think he was trying to prove insanity, he was trying to prove he had a poop fetish, and that because his sister wasn't sodomized that it couldn't have been him because his fetish would've definitely seen him do butt stuff.

[RAPEMAN]

It was a mistake bring Nick into the conversation.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think the story was that he supposedly licked her ass clean, but got grossed out when he found shit. His genius defense was to prove that this wouldn't have grossed him out, which would somehow invalidate the entire story. Or something.

Though was it really his sister, or just some other underaged relative?

[RAPEMAN]

Though was it really his sister, or just some other underaged relative?

Step sister. When her biological father heard of Nick's stories he forced charges onto him.

[Guest]

He was also obsessed with Canada because (correctly) thought kid fucking wa legal there.