So him claiming to be military and using shit like the VA to get special loans so he doesn't have to put 20% down on a house is all meming on his part. He was a piece of shit who got drummed out. Even the chair force didn't want him there on desk duty as a fucking mall cop.Apparently Onision never did any SERE training. That was a lie.
It was talked about a ways back in this thread - Basically the story he tells and how he ended up in SERE just didn't mesh with people who had been in the AF. Then there's the story Onion tells about a black mamba almost attacking him during training. Black Mamba's aren't in the US. Now, Onion is an idiot and sure he could've just misidentified a snake or lied for dramatic effect, but I remember a few people here with military experience automatically called bullshit.
A user got ahold of Onision's record via the FOIA (Freedom of Info Act) and waited for the documents to arrive. This user had an extensive military background as well I believe, and actually went through a lot of the training Gurgle claimed to have completed. He apparently was demoted from Airman Senior to Airman Basic for all the shit he pulled.
They contacted someone they knew through the military, paid the fee and got the documents on Onion. In the end, they had a lot to say about his military "career" if you can even call it that, but he was a base cop before he got kicked out. His career went like this:
a) Basic Training
b) Technical School (Security Police)
c) Base of Assignment
d) Base of Assignment #2
e) Base detail duty/Removal
The user goes on to say this:
He was demoted three ranks which is rare and almost unheard of. He got in trouble for disobeying command, he stripped naked in front of his commanding officer to prove a point, oh yea - and the cherry on top of this shit cake?There was no special op's training, there was no super secret computer service he claimed he did for the Air Force, there was no uber duber cross training from this to that, there were absolutely zero commendations but there were issues. He went in as a cop, trained as a cop, and was kicked out while a cop. There are no other this, that's, or anything else. He, quite literally, achieved nothing and when I say "nothing" I am, again, being literal and not facetious.
The demotion (SrA to AB) was due to the Article 15. Losing rank takes a serious issue and losing more than one rank takes a massive issue. I really don't know how more clear I can be outside of repeating the guy did absolutely nothing and was a failure who received one of the worst discharges a person can obtain (only prison and a DD being worse).
He was fucking around with an underage daughter of another military officer that was higher ranked than him. He was told to stay away, and he didn't. He's an idiot and kept contacting her, she then complained to her father I believe, something happened and.... They kicked him out. He got an Article 15 and was discharged and that was the end of his "career". He can never return to the armed forces.
He cannot receive a military funeral when he dies, he cannot use the GI Bill.
He was a disgrace in every respect and deserves no accolades for enlisting.