Onision Tree Saga

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Onision Tree Saga

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:33 pm

Onion boy barely counts as an IN anymore, but this is hilarious so I think he warrants a thread at this point. Sourced all this from Twitter, Lolcow wiki, 4chan, and the farms today.

He posted his usual faggotry on Twitter claiming to be in trouble with the state. Sounds innocuous, though, right?
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Turns out that's not quite the whole story. Greg wasn't just "clearing out weeds". This nigga hired a fucking tractor to wipe out shitloads of old protected trees and other vegetation as well from national wetland.
https://archive.fo/bl8qx
This severely fucked the ecosystem in the area, leading to fucking flooding.
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He already owes at least $2k for his retardation as that's how much the admin fees are for the appeal. When he loses the appeal, which he will, because there's fucking video of him breaking the law, he'll have to pay up another $1k, $4k, or $10k for each violation of the code. That means for each tree he took down, he could pay a max of $10,000 per tree. none of this takes into account possible lawsuits from neighbours stemming from flooding or other property damage.

TL;DR Onion fucked with national wetland and there is now a non-zero chance he'll end up in prison as a result.

EDIT: Courtesy of foxdickfarms
Onion Boy is one of those people who are convinced they'll always come out on top because they're smarter, more ruthless, and just better than anyone else. And while individual members of the government he's taking on might be stupid, he's taking on a state organization that ass fucked the biggest logging consortium in the state so badly it's eyes bugged out like they were a muppet on the sodomy episode of Sesame Street.

Since he's in the Seattle area, which has a long established problem with mudslides (every couple years Renton and the like suffer mudslides that fucking kill people ad destroy millions or even tens of millions of dollars of property. From the pics, he lives on a hill, and when it comes to property at the top or at the top 1/3 slope, especially with a pond on it, the city will be keeping a close eye on this.

He's not only looking at the city, he's looking at the county, the state, and the feds, all ALL the organizations. If he fucks around and pisses people in the local offices off, he'll find motherfuckers from the EPA running soil fluidity tests, watershed acidic level tests, particle parts per X in groundwater tests, and billing HIM for every single ones.

Depending on how badly he's pissed off the state and county and feds, he might not be able to get away with small 5-10 foot trees with a rootball and 2-3 feet of unfolded umbrella root web. I've heard horror stories about what happens then.

If he used that backhoe to dig, or the blade to scrape the topsoil off, he's fucked even MORE. Topsoil in WA is full of old decaying roots, it's why out in the brush you tear up a handful of soil it makes a tearing noise. It's a major part of what holds the soil on top of the clay. (It's a long bit about how during the last ice-age the glaciers carved WA, then as they receded dropped all of the previously Cucknadian soil into WA in sedimentary layers on top of hard glacier formed clay) It's why what he did can be so dangerous, since rainfall affecting his property is more than just his little parcel of land, it's also all the land "upstream" of him. While it may only rain 8" that day, all the acreage above him gets the same rain, and his soil, previously held together by the roots of the plants and trees, is now saturated with water heading "downstream", turning that top layer of clay slicker than goose snot. Normally, is is what given the roots a chance to burrow in a little further and convert the clay to dirt, but without the roots, you get a thin layer of slick damn near frictionless material with tons of soil above it, being pulled downhill by gravity.

The EPA and BLM guys know this shit. They explained it to my dipshit ass in small enough words I still remember. If they get involved, Onion Boy better prepare his vegan holes for ICBM sized penetration.

Grug the Onion has no fucking chance against these people if he's being hit with wetlands DAMAGE. Wetlands endangerment is bad enough, but if he fucking did wetlands damage, watershed and water table damage, Washington State is going to use him like a particularly greasy fleshlight till money shoots out his nose.
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:48 pm

He should've stuck to the Spoony transition and just left those damn trees alone. :lol:
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Post by Le Redditeur » Thu Sep 13, 2018 3:56 pm

Uh. And here was I, thinking that the bushes that would land him in prison are the pubic bushes of the preteen girls he stored in his site.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 13, 2018 5:14 pm

Sheeeat, that much stupid should count as a weapon. Even Clark Griswold would tell him to get a grip

Also, time to bust out my favorite clip in these types of situations:
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:39 pm

Yeah, he is boned. When you fuck with national forest or protected ecosystem stuff in America, the government comes down hard. They are very serious about that shit. Even more so in states like Washington and Oregon where we have a lot of tree huggers. A lot of people move out here specifically because they have an interest in wildlife sciences and conservation.

There's no coming out of this. Not only did he fuck up the ecosystem, but he did it in a way that caused flooding aka potential damages to people and things outside of his property. RIP Onion-0-san.

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Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:45 pm

I don't really know who this guy is. Is he from WA or is he a transplant like DSP?
Transplants often do idiotic things like this. But if he's native, then he's exceptionally stupid.
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by Angelfire Memes » Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:57 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:39 pm
A lot of people move out here specifically because they have an interest in wildlife sciences and conservation.
That's just it. Isn't this chode meant to be a vegan? What fucking vegan goes out and literally bulldozes a bunch of wetland to try and extend his property? You'd think if there was one thing he'd know about, it'd be conservation, but clearly I gave him too much credit.

He was fucked before after he tried to dodge his taxes even worse than DSP did, but he could end up owing way more to the government for damages than he does for his taxes. :lol: The sign of a great lolcow is when they manage to fuck up in a way you'd never even think of.

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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by rabidtictac » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:04 pm

Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:45 pm
I don't really know who this guy is. Is he from WA or is he a transplant like DSP?
Transplants often do idiotic things like this. But if he's native, then he's exceptionally stupid.
He's probably not a native. It's always the commiefornians who move up here and pull this bullshit.

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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:30 pm

rabidtictac wrote:
Thu Sep 13, 2018 6:39 pm
There's no coming out of this. Not only did he fuck up the ecosystem, but he did it in a way that caused flooding aka potential damages to people and things outside of his property. RIP Onion-0-san.
He might very well go down in history as the first internet nobody who was so dumb that others had to die.

(Unless someone already beat him to the punch...)
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by Pope Corky III » Thu Sep 13, 2018 7:42 pm

This is some Donkey of the Day shit right here. Always heard this guy's name but he wasn't associated with TGWTG so I never cared. But, holy fuck.
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