IRL streamfaggotry

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I "watch" Ice somewhat regularly. He sometimes does interesting shit. Its straight up soap opera/reality TV shit.

I didnt watch this live, but have skimmed the vods and watched yesterday's stream.

First, the players.
Ice Poseidon - started out as a Runescape player. Transitioned to IRL. Is part of the reason IRL is a thing on Twitch. He wasnt that strict with his chat, which caused a lot of edgy, "toxic" people to flock to him. He got banned from twitch because he was livestreaming pre-flight at an airport and someone called in a bomb threat on the plane. He has since moved to youtube and does sponsered streams on live.me. Some shit he has done in the past couple months... "locked" people in his closet twice, had people "locked" in his garden, done uber eats, done a stringer stream with patty mayo, hired an "exotic maid" to clean him while he acted retarded, did a runescape stream where he won and gave away 16 billion gold, had a cooking contest, did a party bus with an exotic dancer, lived in a van for 24 hours, went to two anti-trump rallies in support of trump, did several streams with a few Playboy Bunnies, did a stream with a 360 degree camera, and more stuff.

Baked Alaska - I dont really know him.

Scuffed Steve Jobs - Ice's manager. Real name is Brent. He is the balding guy with the beard. I believe he also worked with Baked Alaska.
Scuffed is just a way of saying it's the discount version of something. Usually applied to people that look like a famous person. Think Meth Damon and Matt Damon.

Corrin - she is the old woman. Scuffed Stiffler's Mom.

Cassandra - the younger woman that was in a straight jacket. Supposedly Corrin's stepdaughter. Scuffed Khaleesi. Some people have supposedly found pictures of someone that looks like her on some elite escort service, but Ice's community likes to fake shit "for the memes".

Mexican Andy - a young hispanic man that "stream sniped" ice several months ago and has since started streaming on his own. He was locked in ice's garden for a couple days last week. Made out with Corrin a couple days before on someone else's stream (someone named KiiingCam, who is someone that was taking advantage of another guy, DJ. DJ is related to some producers and has/had access to a decent amount of money and his parents owned a multimillion dollar home in Beverly Hills, but he has some emotional/mental issues and was in rehab or some psych hospital... but this is a whole different story)

What was on stream...
Corrin came over to Ice's to visit Mexican Andy when he was in the garden. She seemed a bit unstable. Like a 50-60 year old that wants to think she is still 20. She was wearing one of those unicorn hats with the long side pieces that you can wear as gloves. I think Brad wears shit like this sometimes.

Ice's community finds out that Corrin's stepdaughter, Cassandra, is hot and wants to get her on camera. Ice thinks it would be decent content so he talks to Corrin to try to get her to bring her stepdaughter over. Corrin wants to learn how to livestream and ice agrees to teach her if she brings Cassandra over.

Corrin is on Ice's stream a few times and is always very high strung. She kept wanting to only talk to SSJ, ice's manager. She also talks about wanting to fuck SSJ. People said Cam was telling Cassandra not to go to ice's because he couldnt do anything for them (not sure where they heard this though).

Ice finally gets Cassandra on stream and she seems like she is on drugs. Talking a mile a minute and cant sit still. She admits that she takes lithium. (Side note: pretty sure Corrin admitted to being bipolar or something on a previous stream). They go to Cassandra's place. Her roommates are very cautious of ice. They are adamant about not being on camera and threaten to sue him before they are even in the apartment. Once they get there, one actually talks to ice and seems friendly. Then they decide to leave and once theyre out of the apartment, one opens the door and tells them to go down the elevator or theyre going to call the cops. As an aside, people highly suspect her roommate was Gary Oldman's son, Charlie. Cassandra has denied that though.

Cassandra was kicked out of her apartment by her roommate. Ice says he felt sorry for her so he lets her stay at his place.

Ice and Cassandra did another stream together. Ice dressed up as Spiderman to try to fuck with Fat Spiderman (a guy that "works" on Hollywood Boulevard that Ice has fucked with in the past). They end up just walking around Hollywood Boulevard for a while until doing a trolly ride.

Cassandra kept saying Corrin wasnt her stepmother and that she doesnt talk to her. Ice decides to have "Cx court" (a thing he does where he gets two people, that have issues with each other, to sort their shit out). He also wants to help Cassandra, she he sets her up to stream on Baked Alaska's channel and theyre going to give her all the donations.

I wish I had watched the streams because this is where Im going on clips and skims. I feel like I dont have the whole story.

Ice handcuffed Corrin. He was attempting to handcuff Corrin and Cassandra together so they would have to talk. From what I can see, it looks like he only latches the handcuffs a coupke of notches. Corrin flips out. Ice lazily holds her back for a second, then Cassandra is holding her back. Once Ice realizes she really wants the cuffs off he finds the keys and removes them. Corrin stays around. Ice eventually handcuffs her again, Corrin agreeing as long as he is gentle. This time succeeding in handcuffing Corrin and Cassandra together (Im basing this on a picture where theyre handcuffed together). Eventually Corrin get too much to handle so Ice wants her to leave. She doesnt. I saw a clip of Ice and someone else holding her under her arms to make her leave. She finally leaves.

Later Cassandra walks into Ices room and says "is this Corrin's ipad?" Ice does his shekel goblin laugh and says "its mine now hehehehehehehe".

The next time it is seen it is laying on Ice's floor. Ice picks it up and says "Im going to go through this and see what is wrong with that woman". SSJ takes it and says "oh, its locked... its probably 00000 or 99999" he tries a couple of codes until it locks him out for a minute. Cassandra comes into the room to say goodbye. She is off camera near SSJ and the ipad. She leaves.

This is when Corrin realizes the ipad is gone. She heads back to Ice's and calls the cops. This is where she starts complaining about the wrist brusing, handcuffing, sexual assault, etc, etc, etc.

Earlier, Corrin had been sexually approaching SSJ. There is a clip of her purting her hand in front of his groin while wiggling her fingers. Supposedly she did similar more times in the night.

At this point, according to what they all say, no one knows where the ipad is. The cops were ready to take ice to jail at this point. Ice had a clip of Corrin agreeing to be handcuffed the second time, but no clip of her agreeing to the first handcuffing. This is where ice turns off his stream.

I believe Ice said (i think he said it during yesterday's stream, but maybe I just read it) she dropped the charges because they were going to charge her with sexual assault on SSJ.

Last night, after watching a video by someone named scarce, ice decided to do an ipad giveaway on twitter.

[Auli]

This is why you never party with women. A prank you can pull on a bro will completely backfire on a woman. If a dude bitched as much as this THOT, you'd kick his ass outside by force and the cops would laugh at him.

The best part was them trying to prove she wanted to be handcuffed and showing the cops clips of the chick saying to call the police and telling them it hurts.

While a dude would have been ridiculed, kicked out, ignored, and not raised a fuss after leaving, this chick not only got the police involved but had the guys try to prove she was the problem by... showing clips that made it sound like she was being raped.

It was hilarious.

Context matter, dude.

[RAPEMAN]

This is why you never party with women. A prank you can pull on a bro will completely backfire on a woman. If a dude bitched as much as this THOT, you'd kick his ass outside by force and the cops would laugh at him.

The best part was them trying to prove she wanted to be handcuffed and showing the cops clips of the chick saying to call the police and telling them it hurts.

While a dude would have been ridiculed, kicked out, ignored, and not raised a fuss after leaving, this chick not only got the police involved but had the guys try to prove she was the problem by... showing clips that made it sound like she was being raped.

It was hilarious.

That was stupid. The smart thing to do was to claim ignorance and try and turn the story into a he said she said scenario. I guess he generally thought she was OK with being cuffed. Guy was an idiot. Never hang with chicks.

[Auli]

*stuff*

THe handcuffing thing. Corrin was handcuffed. From the video, you can see Ice ahndcuffing her, she says she doesn't want to and, if you go by audio only, it sounds like she's being raped.

Ice is a fucking idiot and tries to prove she agreed with the handcuffs, but he only shows the cops where he handcuffs her and she makes rape sounds.


Ice could easily have been arrested by this.

Corrin is showing up on TheRalphRetorts "KillStream" tonight.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Toby fare, he does shit like that all the time. He has temporarily stopped women (and men) from leaving his room multiple times. Always with a "listen... thats not how this works". But he has always moved away or avoided doing it based on the feel of the person.

I think the biggest issue was that Corrin is stereotypical hollywood psycho. She can be wanting to suck SSJ off one minute, and crying rape the next.

@rape
He definitely thought she wouldnt mind.

I dont think claiming ignorance would have worked well. Ice's audience already had clips and was showing them to Corrin. That is why she came back to ices. They showed her the clip of Cassandra with the ipad. She wouldve just shown them to the cops. I think any other way wouldve ended with ice spending time in jail.

@auli
I know.
Later in the vod he find the key and unlocks the cuffs.
Then later there is the clip where she agrees to be handcuffed if he is gentle.

Like I said, the only reason ice wasnt arrested was because Corrin was grabbing SSJ's dick and he was going to have her arrested.

[Pepsi Man]

stuff

Interesting. By interesting, of course, I mean, "the rest of the context makes this infinitely less funny," but interesting nonetheless.

I guess I don't get how any of this made sense to any of them. Why do anything that happened, here? None of it was entertaining for the reasons they thought it would be. The cringe factor is the only reason it ended up being funny.

Also what is with these lazy IRL streamers and trying to, "help," chicks? They only ever seem to offer to help the more attractive ones and they always seem to have something mentally wrong with them. When will they learn?

[RAPEMAN]

Toby fare, he does shit like that all the time.

It's obviously his type of humour, I'd do it to a friend too to fuck with them, but the old THOT obviously was obviously not having it.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

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Interesting. By interesting, of course, I mean, "the rest of the context makes this infinitely less funny," but interesting nonetheless.

I guess I don't get how any of this made sense to any of them. Why do anything that happened, here? None of it was entertaining for the reasons they thought it would be. The cringe factor is the only reason it ended up being funny.

Also what is with these lazy IRL streamers and trying to, "help," chicks? They only ever seem to offer to help the more attractive ones and they always seem to have something mentally wrong with them. When will they learn?

"Its content duude, fuck it" is ice's logic for all the stupid shit he does. I watch for the trainwreck factor.

Well, ice wants his dick sucked. He has said that several times. He said it yesterday, after all that happened. He doesnt "help" a chick in exchange for a succi succi, but that is his goal.
People suspect that Ice couldve dated Playmate Marie Brethenoux (one of the Bunnies he had on stream a few times) but he didnt because he just wants to fuck and she wanted something more serious.

Oh, and I forgot to mention.
The entire time the handcuff shit was going on there was a foot tall viewer controlled robot rolling around, stabbing people with a dull knife, and trying to upskirt people.

[mad bum]

Can't we just name this twitch instead

[oldbones]

I'm exhausted just reading this faggotry. Why does any of this exist? How are these people alive?