Linky revealed he's house poor. Can't afford a random 300 dollar expense while paying a mortgage and feeding a silverback gorilla.
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:00 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Did the old one break when he flopped onto it one too many times?
Also I'm pretty sure he could get a new chair for way less if only he could live with the shame of not having a dedicated (aka overpriced) "gaming" chair.
>aiming farther down
And thus The Lightbringer is entering his MySpace years.
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:17 am
by Old Black Man
But remember he’s still superior to Doge, and not at all struggling with money.
The unhinged rant about saddam and muslims and child slaves is really insane.
Watch my episode! Imagine, in a better timeline I'm in a CA nobody T_T
I could be in Film Brains shoes. I could have done a crossover episode with sean fausz and Lee or even linkara himself inshallah. Instead, we are in this cursed timeline. Despair.
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:18 am
by VoiceOfReasonPast
Top Comment wrote:her/him playing with the children was oddly wholesome
Did the old one break when he flopped onto it one too many times?
Also I'm pretty sure he could get a new chair for way less if only he could live with the shame of not having a dedicated (aka overpriced) "gaming" chair.
>aiming farther down
And thus The Lightbringer is entering his MySpace years.
I guess the ape sat in it. Even 100$ cheap Amazon chairs are supposed to withstand 300lbs.
I just hope he remembers to zip up in time for the stream.
Why does he use his logo as a base?
Why do the flames of the base point in the direction the ship is facing?
Why is the connector between base and ship not transparent plastic?
Why is the ship slightly pitched up? That's not how it flies in your show.
Is it just me or does the front part of the ship look gnawed on? Is your 3D printer giving up after all of those LGBTQ+ cybermats?
And if you can't wait for Uncle Linky to print your quality models, you can now purchase the STL files yourself!
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:38 pm
by pibbs
$25 for the model. 5 1/2 inches tall. "Available in two colors for painting."
Or just get the file to print yourself. $15
Why does it have udders?
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:01 pm
by Old Black Man
The cockslutcrom XXX looks awful, I just see a weird insect. I’m so out of touch with my Linkara lore that I thought he had a spaceship house like Doge did, probably because the interior is just his shitty home.