Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Newhalf » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:16 pm

It sounds more like Ahnold Schworzenegger than Trump, and even then, not even close.
It's a trap!

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:44 pm

Rushy wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:46 pm
Lmao, his Trump impression sounds like Al Capone
He didn't want to get Oneyplays to do the Trump voice. Which could've shown his audience he had a fucking sense of humor and didn't take himself seriously. Versus "Ban anyone that mentions Oneyplays"

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:23 pm

Newhalf wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:47 am
RedLine wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:39 am
I also think despite Liz saying otherwise that she fucked him with the feminine penis at least once.
Yeah for sure. Nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise. Pretty sure that relationship would never have even started if this had been out of the question.
I'd believe Liz for the fact that he was Lewis's very first relationship. He no doubt consumed a ton of futa porn so when he saw a tranny in the wild, he thought that was his chance.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:29 pm

No, Liz chased him. Linky made no effort and was just lucky.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:42 pm

Yeah, for certain very specific values of "lucky".

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by RedLine » Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:30 pm

Osterzone wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:23 pm
I'd believe Liz for the fact that he was Lewis's very first relationship.
Still though, you're publicly dating an actual tranny for years and you can't seal the deal on receptive buttsex? Even only on your birthday or whatever? It doesn't seem likely to me. Linky got sodomized by the feminine penis at least once.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Wed Apr 07, 2021 4:43 pm

It's way more pathetic that he's that close to the prize, but still can't get it. It's like his own Greek tragedy.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:04 pm

Le Redditeur wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:42 pm
Yeah, for certain very specific values of "lucky".
He got over his t-lust without harm or HIV. Lucky outcome for a naive, dim-witted autist.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Wed Apr 07, 2021 5:20 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 3:29 pm
No, Liz chased him. Linky made no effort and was just lucky.
Lewis has only two modes with women: Passive or Creepy. If he likes a girl, he can't just walk up to her and ask her out. He has to sort of hover, find out what she's interested in, insert himself into situations in hopes she gets the hint. If a woman ever initiates, he's doomed.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 07, 2021 6:23 pm

Sounds like a supreme gentleman to me

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