Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:31 am

He's a closeted faggot that dated a man. I just can't imagine him breaking his cognitive dissonance long enough to be honest with his faggotry and get slammed in a gay bar.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Newhalf » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:44 am

He'll be out when he's out!
It's a trap!

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:15 am

Newhalf wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:44 am
He'll be out when he's out!
Leaving the closet has NO. SET. SCHEDULE!
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Liar Revealed » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:36 am

There's still time for Linky. I can picture him getting arrested in a glory hole in his 50s.
お前はもう死んでいる。

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by RedLine » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:39 am

I don't think he's had sex with any nonLiz men.
I do think that his wife pegs him. I also think despite Liz saying otherwise that she fucked him with the feminine penis at least once.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:56 am

An old Star Trek comic had the crew meet the 45th President of the United States, so Linkara whined about "orange man bad".


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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:34 am

Rather telling that Trump has been out of office for three months now and he's still all they can talk about

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Newhalf » Wed Apr 07, 2021 8:47 am

RedLine wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:39 am
I also think despite Liz saying otherwise that she fucked him with the feminine penis at least once.
Yeah for sure. Nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise. Pretty sure that relationship would never have even started if this had been out of the question.
It's a trap!

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Apr 07, 2021 12:15 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Apr 07, 2021 2:34 am
Rather telling that Trump has been out of office for three months now and he's still all they can talk about
This is what happens if you can't really talk about the new president.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Rushy » Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:46 pm

Lmao, his Trump impression sounds like Al Capone

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