Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by CIANigger » Sat May 23, 2020 6:53 pm

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 6:49 pm
MST3K is boring it’s watching some terrible movie with awkward jokes in the background.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat May 23, 2020 7:10 pm

Jaboody Dubs' movie commentaries and RLM are just better than MST3K. Both are edited down to get the best parts. BotW is usually at the same length as a typical MST3K episode but you get more out of the former.

Also I would add that it's kinda overrated. It's an inspiration yes. but honestly it's just boring.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sat May 23, 2020 7:16 pm

MST3K was a product of it's time. It came out before it was feasible to edit down a flick to it's most embarrassing and embed your shitty jokes in while skirting past copyright law on the net. That was the most offensive part of the crowdfunded Nigflix reboot, other than being pozzed as fuck and hiring the horse and the wife killer. It wasn't needed anymore.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat May 23, 2020 7:20 pm

The best of MSTK3 is when they riffed on public domain shorts. Because they were, you know, short, and the riffing was to the point.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Sat May 23, 2020 7:25 pm

Cuckara wrote:
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Why is it that none of these INs have figured out that the appeal of MST3K was that the riffers told actual jokes? They would mock the technical incompetence of a bad movie, but their mockery was never the angry, condescending "THIS FUCKING SUCKS!" shit that cock slut does.
For as much as they all cite MST3K as an inspiration, they were all still aping AVGN to some extent. The result is a kind of hybrid of those two styles.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 23, 2020 7:33 pm

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I think Linkara is still putting MST3K clips into his reviews.
Of course he does. A rip off of the MST3K robots (written "Pollo", but it's spelled "Poyo" for some reason) is like the second-most important character of his storyline. MechaKara himself even has the origin story of being Evil Alternate Universe Pollo.
Also I think he participated in some crappy MST3K fan tribute video thing before At4W.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 23, 2020 7:41 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 7:33 pm
written "Pollo", but it's spelled "Poyo" for some reason
You mean pronounced. And that's how you pronounce the Spanish word "Pollo", which means chicken.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Sat May 23, 2020 7:59 pm

Fucking Spoony built a better robot and Spoony is a lazy sack of shit. Also, Lewis ripped off Burton(Spoony's robot) moreso than he ripped off MST3K.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sat May 23, 2020 8:12 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 7:41 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 7:33 pm
written "Pollo", but it's spelled "Poyo" for some reason
You mean pronounced. And that's how you pronounce the Spanish word "Pollo", which means chicken.
Of course Linky names his robot after cocks (hurr hurr).

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 23, 2020 8:50 pm

In Spanish, no less, as a hidden message for eRod :thinking:
BenComicGraphics wrote:
Sat May 23, 2020 7:59 pm
Fucking Spoony built a better robot and Spoony is a lazy sack of shit. Also, Lewis ripped off Burton(Spoony's robot) moreso than he ripped off MST3K.
Just in case Dr. Linksano was too subtle.
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