Dead Horse Interchange

Maybe he's into some feeding stuff, with chicken tendies being crammed down his throat until the arm inside his rectum can pull out some of the pieces.

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑

Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:12 pm

Maybe he's into some feeding stuff, with chicken tendies being crammed down his throat until the arm inside his rectum can pull out some of the pieces.

Calm down there, value brand GitGud.

mad bum wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 17, 2020 2:05 am

Yeah he hasn't been on in awhile, cock man also had issues.

At least if a DHI user has to take time off we know it’s a valid issue, unlike these fags Linky is retweeting. That SJW James Bond fuck is lying about work, he hasn’t been employed in recent time because I remember seeing him whining way before this happened.

Taking time off from shitposting is way different anyway. It's not really an occupation and should never be one.

I think that the tendies would go in the wrong direction on the one way street that is linkaras inside. His gorilla lover would pick him up, hold his legs and would load his ass with tendies. Only a few.... The next step would be that she brings his ass to tha hood so her totaly not gay nigger friends can run a train on his white ass. The smell of chicken sends them into a frenzie, because they can smell it but not see it....if linky is pack full of cum so the chicken reaches his stomage, the time is up and he can start to digest that stuff without eating it.

(If she shoves a pack of flour up his ass, the neighbors know that the bakes cookies soo n. Flour and cum, mix well and then harambre uses him like a cookie former, waving his ass over some baking sheets while pulling his nutsack for activating his spincer.....)

Stuff like this is why I can only ever aspire to be a pale imitation of you :3

Your stories are mind-shattering and induce cosmic dread. Have you ever tried submitting them to Lovecraftian horror anthologies?

By the way, cock slut is having a spergfest over some guy telling him that The Last Jedi sucks cocks:
The full thread can be found on his twitter; he has stretched this shit out to 9 tweets.

Hey Cockslut. Isn't that Xenophobic? Attacking foreigners since they don't know English?

I don’t want to talk about it so let me ramble on for paragraphs about it but don’t you dare comment pleb! What a massive prick nobody emailed him for the record.