Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:03 pm

Linky dosen't know a lot of things.
He dosen't know that his asshole is an exit and not an entry.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:51 pm

One-way doors are a social constructs.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by drisko » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:22 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:03 pm
Linky dosen't know a lot of things.
He dosen't know that his asshole is an exit and not an entry.
You know what, I reckon he doesn't get pegged. Think about it, it requires a lot of prep work and can be very painful for the receiver. The first time Iron Liz stuck a finger up there he probably cried like a bitch.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:22 pm

To be fair she has huge ass hands

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:41 pm

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:22 pm
To be fair she has huge ass hands
Its almost mlike he's a man or something.
Also,
>she

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:22 pm

Guest wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:41 pm
BenComicGraphics wrote:
Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:22 pm
To be fair she has huge ass hands
Its almost mlike he's a man or something.
Also,
>she
If using a pronoun lets me get more inside dirt, I'll use a fucking pronoun.


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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by GitGud » Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:46 am

Damn, think about that.
Maybe they used a "Adapter Gay" for his first time Harambre Rodeo. Wat an Craigslist entry that could be. " Searching a little peckered friend for sexual adventures for me and my man. Must be willing to be sandwiched between me and my man so he can start getting a feeling for some back door luving. His spincer is still in allmost perfect condition and i dont wanna break it on the first try. Your job would be to recive my dick in your ass while sticking your dick inside him. Yo will be our AssFuckAdapter. Answer the Ad if you think you can handle the task"

Just image beeing sandwiched between Linky (while he is in doggy position) and Nigger Shlong Harambre, her man hands on your ass cheeks. She rails you and every stroke wanders trought your hips in linkys ass so his cheeks throw small waves that travel all over his fat sweatty body.from behind you hear a wild animalistic grunt and from your front comes a lustfull whisper that sounds like a gay mouse.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Tue Sep 10, 2019 5:23 am

GitGud wrote:
Tue Sep 10, 2019 3:46 am
>Snip.
Image

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by GitGud » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:05 am

Nothing as far as i know
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
-Auli

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Complicity » Tue Sep 10, 2019 8:07 am

He's a creative writer

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