Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Guest]

Another explanation could be that Peter wasn't married when they read capeshit, and their mid-life crisis causes them to try to return Peter to the "good old days".

Well, you've sort of gotten to the crux of people's complaints. If Marvel wanted to do stories about a young, unmarried Spider-Man, they already had Ultimate Spider-Man or Marvel Adventures Spider-Man or at least several other imprints with a teenaged Spider-Man. There was no reason they couldn't let the main Spider-Man mature a bit.

Those are all really stupid, but that last one is so dumb, I'm not even gonna ask if she's of age, let alone if she's hot.

But I'll ask. I hope she's thirteen. and hot

This is her

I'm pretty sure she's legal now, which actually doesn't make it any less creepy

Young Joe Quesada in drag. Yikes!

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Another explanation could be that Peter wasn't married when they read capeshit, and their mid-life crisis causes them to try to return Peter to the "good old days".

Well, you've sort of gotten to the crux of people's complaints. If Marvel wanted to do stories about a young, unmarried Spider-Man, they already had Ultimate Spider-Man or Marvel Adventures Spider-Man or at least several other imprints with a teenaged Spider-Man. There was no reason they couldn't let the main Spider-Man mature a bit.

But I'll ask. I hope she's thirteen. and hot

This is her

I'm pretty sure she's legal now, which actually doesn't make it any less creepy

Young Joe Quesada in drag. Yikes!

quick get her away before she puts batman in armor again!

[Kugelfisch]

Stahp quoting the entire image over and over you fuckboys.

[mad bum]

I hate when people do that shit.

[Guest]

I hate when people do that shit.

Don't act like you're any better Reddit-kun.

[mad bum]

Because unlike some other shitposters, I actually learned to edit my posts.

[Pepsi Man]

Welp. You done did it. Now I have to watch Robin Hood: Men in Tights before going to sleep tonight.

PS: The best character in that entire movie is the hangman. No noose is good noose. Haw haw haw haw haw

[mad bum]

I must of watched that movie 100 times when I was younger, and it still holds up really well today.

[RAPEMAN]

Has anyone done a voice reading of Light Bringer like they did for Sonichu? That'd be fucking hilarious. I'd love to read the comic but I don't have the patience.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Could be "awesome" if you do it in the 90s Kid voice.

I must of watched that movie 100 times when I was younger, and it still holds up really well today.

Man, remember when parodies used to be fun?