Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:26 am

I think you're underestimating the amount of VNs whose only player choice is the "next" button. Some of the finest entries in the genre - like Nekopara - just have you bang everyone automatically.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:39 am

Nekopara is made for turbo retards who can't appreciate the true artistry of Japanese cartoon pornography.
Theres an actual name for VNs where you have literally no choices at all - kinetic novels. Notably Key's first non-H game and the first to not be scripted by Jun Maeda, Planaterian, was one of these.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:53 am

I remember when those cat sluts were just some shitty doodles by some nip cunt. I forgot I used to even be a fan of Sayori. That must have been ten years ago at this point.
Now its just a bunch of hollow VNs and OVAs I never played but tons of brainless shit eating Twitter tranny ironic weebs keep donating to kikestarters for.
Anime is more normalfag bait than ever, even moreso than when Toonami was relevant. Natrually the medium is more dead than it has been since it started and of all fucking things the normalfags like trashy moebait more than even nigger tier battle shonen.
I want to go to the promised land, the irradiated archipelogo, and hang myself in the sudoku forest. Maybe one day the nuclear waste will bring me back to life and I can kill nips forever until their birthrates finally shrivel up for good.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 16, 2019 10:51 am

Guest wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:53 am
I remember when those cat sluts were just some shitty doodles by some nip cunt. I forgot I used to even be a fan of Sayori. That must have been ten years ago at this point.
Now its just a bunch of hollow VNs and OVAs I never played but tons of brainless shit eating Twitter tranny ironic weebs keep donating to kikestarters for.
Anime is more normalfag bait than ever, even moreso than when Toonami was relevant. Natrually the medium is more dead than it has been since it started and of all fucking things the normalfags like trashy moebait more than even nigger tier battle shonen.
I want to go to the promised land, the irradiated archipelogo, and hang myself in the sudoku forest. Maybe one day the nuclear waste will bring me back to life and I can kill nips forever until their birthrates finally shrivel up for good.
Ironic weebs aren't actually a thing. They're just weebs who are giant douchebags pretending to be too cool for the other weebs, and you can be sure they're into all the sickest, most degenerate, and most embarrassing weebshit.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 16, 2019 12:06 pm

I'd say ironic weebs are about as common as ironic Bronies.
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I remember when those cat sluts were just some shitty doodles by some nip cunt. I forgot I used to even be a fan of Sayori. That must have been ten years ago at this point.
Now its just a bunch of hollow VNs and OVAs
I have a new purpose in life.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:48 pm

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Lewis is an even bigger degenerate than you guys realize, if you look up the stuff that showed his degenerate taste in porn turns out what he really wants is even worse that dead muppet gangbang: Based on the other kind of porn this guy is so much degenerate he wants his mom to peg him (stuff with mother/son incest and futa point to him being a wannabe literal motherfucker)
Lewis heard the lyric, "They say this cat Shaft is one bad mother...," then saw the movie and was disappointed that Shaft was not actually a cat and didn't stick his BBC into his mother.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Sun Jun 16, 2019 11:24 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:48 pm
Guest wrote:
Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:59 am
Lewis is an even bigger degenerate than you guys realize, if you look up the stuff that showed his degenerate taste in porn turns out what he really wants is even worse that dead muppet gangbang: Based on the other kind of porn this guy is so much degenerate he wants his mom to peg him (stuff with mother/son incest and futa point to him being a wannabe literal motherfucker)
Lewis heard the lyric, "They say this cat Shaft is one bad mother...," then saw the movie and was disappointed that Shaft was not actually a cat and didn't stick his BBC into his mother.
I was in the fucking room, man. This is old news.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Rushy » Mon Jun 17, 2019 12:40 pm

The audio drama masterpiece is coming out today. Who else is pumped for another round of Lewis pretending they're some kind of union of legit actors, with all the dialogue recorded separately all around the world?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:47 pm

I can already hear the screetching of the emergency brakes as the train is derailing. It's going to be an impressive wreck.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jun 17, 2019 4:31 pm

Don't get your hopes too high. Without any visuals to provide us with cringe, it could be pretty meh.
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