Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Louis closed his eyes and continued to breathe in a rapid fashion, his face turning
pale. His lips quivered a little, and he gulped back the immense urge he had to vomit.
"Okay, chill out, chill out... Calm Blue Ocean... Calm blue FUCKING Ocean!" he
repeated to himself over and over.

[Liar Revealed]

Both her vagina and anus were sore from being raped by Myrrha.

-Jeffrey Lewis Lovhaug.

I wonder how fucked up I’d have to be to turn these into a series of audiobooks. I would fittingly voice the protagonist as Linky.

How about this?
https://www.cameo.com/gilbertgottfried

[Sieg Zeon]

Both her vagina and anus were sore from being raped by Myrrha.

-Jeffrey Lewis Lovhaug.

I wonder how fucked up I’d have to be to turn these into a series of audiobooks. I would fittingly voice the protagonist as Linky.

How about this?
https://www.cameo.com/gilbertgottfried

Wait you can pay to talk to celebrities now on the internet? IRLNs and INs are merging!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Batdan got triggered by that because Bores bought himself an Ernie Hudson cameo.

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I would be impressed if someone can actually do a read through of this for an audio book.

[drisko]

Can I do multiple takes and a ton of editing?

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well, I was really hoping Pibbs would do a wlakthrough first.

[drisko]

It'll probably take a year or two. Depends on how much I get through without sighing/laughing. How long is it again?

[pibbs]

well, I was really hoping Pibbs would do a wlakthrough first.

To be honest, I'm not interested in Linky's high school rape porn. It doesn't seem fun to me, just degenerate fantasy.
Lindsay's was fun to do because she burned up every favor, used all her little influence including her husband's money, and sold out her fanbase to get a professionally published pretentious book, that wouldn't pass a basic freshman college writing course. And the more she brags and boasts the funnier it is considering how terrible the book actually is.

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well, I was really hoping Pibbs would do a wlakthrough first.

To be honest, I'm not interested in Linky's high school rape porn. It doesn't seem fun to me, just degenerate fantasy.
Lindsay's was fun to do because she burned up every favor, used all her little influence including her husband's money, and sold out her fanbase to get a professionally published pretentious book, that wouldn't pass a basic freshman college writing course. And the more she brags and boasts the funnier it is considering how terrible the book actually is.

I totally get it. It's not a pleasant read where the protagonist is an arrogant snarky little shit that backtalks everyone from his villains to the actual voice of God. The opening act is Lewis Lovhaug, I mean Louis Williamson, I mean Louis Woodstein(the person sent me an earlier draft; great name for a Christian optimist huh?) backtalking and being snarky for being sent to the principal and bitching out a girl for being a hall monitor.

I am certain the hall monitor incident actually happened and Woodstein responded how Lewis wished he acted.