Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:49 am

Linky revealed he's house poor. Can't afford a random 300 dollar expense while paying a mortgage and feeding a silverback gorilla.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:00 am

Did the old one break when he flopped onto it one too many times?
Also I'm pretty sure he could get a new chair for way less if only he could live with the shame of not having a dedicated (aka overpriced) "gaming" chair.

>aiming farther down
And thus The Lightbringer is entering his MySpace years.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:17 am

But remember he’s still superior to Doge, and not at all struggling with money.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:58 am

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Mar 06, 2024 10:35 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmvjpsa5Ju8

The unhinged rant about saddam and muslims and child slaves is really insane.


Watch my episode! Imagine, in a better timeline I'm in a CA nobody T_T
I could be in Film Brains shoes. I could have done a crossover episode with sean fausz and Lee or even linkara himself inshallah. Instead, we are in this cursed timeline. Despair.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:18 am

Top Comment wrote:her/him playing with the children was oddly wholesome
JFC
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Complicity » Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:07 pm

BloodKnightDollfie wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:58 am


Watch my episode!
>skinny, good looking animu avatar
>looks like lordkat with bull dyke haircut and giant sunglasses to hide wonky beautiful eyes


Every single time with these people.
BloodKnightDollfie wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:58 am
Instead, we are in this cursed timeline. Despair.
Now that this guy covered you, you are going to be much bigger than that slut Coleev.
Please, don't tell your new fans about this place.
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:18 am
Top Comment wrote:her/him playing with the children was oddly wholesome
JFC
I mean, have you seen the youtuber these people are watching?
And you missed "She looks like Dorothy from Big-O".

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by wulfenlord » Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:47 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Mon Apr 08, 2024 7:00 am
Did the old one break when he flopped onto it one too many times?
Also I'm pretty sure he could get a new chair for way less if only he could live with the shame of not having a dedicated (aka overpriced) "gaming" chair.

>aiming farther down
And thus The Lightbringer is entering his MySpace years.
I guess the ape sat in it. Even 100$ cheap Amazon chairs are supposed to withstand 300lbs.

I just hope he remembers to zip up in time for the stream.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:24 pm

You can now buy a 3D print model of Linkara's famous spaceship :o !
Battlefleet Gothic got nothing on this babyShow
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Why does he use his logo as a base?
Why do the flames of the base point in the direction the ship is facing?
Why is the connector between base and ship not transparent plastic?
Why is the ship slightly pitched up? That's not how it flies in your show.
Is it just me or does the front part of the ship look gnawed on? Is your 3D printer giving up after all of those LGBTQ+ cybermats?
And if you can't wait for Uncle Linky to print your quality models, you can now purchase the STL files yourself!
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by pibbs » Sat Apr 13, 2024 5:38 pm

$25 for the model. 5 1/2 inches tall. "Available in two colors for painting."
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Or just get the file to print yourself. $15

Why does it have udders?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:01 pm

The cockslutcrom XXX looks awful, I just see a weird insect. I’m so out of touch with my Linkara lore that I thought he had a spaceship house like Doge did, probably because the interior is just his shitty home.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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