Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Guest]

He's been trying to find a duplicate [gun] so he can dual wield for years but never found it in any of the ones near him.

Bitch, please.
https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/c- ... stols.aspx
One of those is probably the one he already has. Does his other one have to be exactly the same, I wonder? Because that'd be just great for him to brandish a right-handed gun in his left hand.

EDIT: Unfucking quote tags.

Those don't look as shitty as his gun, tbh.

[Old Black Man]

https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/p- ... ewter.aspx

Yup, same one. Denix. Easy as shit to find. Fake news it is, then. Ah well.

Yep, that’s exactly what I had. $38? Goddamn. Thing felt like a block of wood with some cheap “metal” accents.

I know Linky borderlines between republican and shitlib, has anyone ever pointed out the hypocrisy of all these reviewers using guns? Also is his grandma still kicking? I wonder if she knew about Liz.

[Osterzone]

Also is his grandma still kicking? I wonder if she knew about Liz.

He had a great grandmother that died last year at 90, and I doubt Liz was formally introduced to the family because Ben said Papa Lovhaug would not approve.

[Guest]

https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/p- ... ewter.aspx

Yup, same one. Denix. Easy as shit to find. Fake news it is, then. Ah well.

Yep, that’s exactly what I had. $38? Goddamn. Thing felt like a block of wood with some cheap “metal” accents.

I know Linky borderlines between republican and shitlib, has anyone ever pointed out the hypocrisy of all these reviewers using guns? Also is his grandma still kicking? I wonder if she knew about Liz.

Guns are one of the things Linky is probably still republicunt on. Not that he owns a real one, his husband probably won't allow one in the house. All his shitlibbery revolves around his respek for whamen and his insatiable lust for cock. So he's down with the homos and crusades against muhsoggyknees. He also is pro importing eight billion Mexicans a year because he's a revolting neocon and because if he wasn't trannies and fags would refuse to dick him for being racist.

Doge is apolitical so his gun isn't an issue either, and Spoony isn't a real reviewer anymore. Who else uses guns that's a huge shitlib? I can't think of anyone. Lindsay may have used some in a few videos, but that was back when she was being raped via career promotion at CA, so that's just another way she was getting victimized.

[Kugelfisch]

>owning a flintlock replica
Why? Actual ones are hardly more expensive and are practically legal to own everywhere.

[Old Black Man]

So he can’t hurt himself by accident? You know he’d somehow manage to. Going back to that BLM video you posted I would not trust any of the INs with a working firearm. Lupa maybe, just because there’s a chance of her going on that killing spree we talked about way back.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd hardly call a flintlock a "working firearm". I doubt he could load one if he wanted, despite his excessive experience with ramrods and getting stuffed with black powder.

[Keith Chegwin]

Even your dumbest IN would have to do a lot of work to hurt himself with a flintlock

[Dingus Bajingus]

Eh. Just need/want one as a prop/for the lulz, don't plan on actually shooting with it, easy to find, cheap, no need to maintain it or replace anything. Not a big deal in my eyes.

I know Linky borderlines between republican and shitlib, has anyone ever pointed out the hypocrisy of all these reviewers using guns?

I'm sure nobody's ever thought about it beyond Looney Tunes slapstick "hurhur violence is funny". The Critic is human Daffy Duck, after all.

[Kugelfisch]

All those things go for a real one as well. I don't know anybody that would ever shoot them anyway because that's some messy shit and you'd have to go out of your way finding a range that allows it.