Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[pibbs]

Lookit all the wonderful shit you can buy!

[Kugelfisch]

>there are people buying such stuff currently living on this planet
Shit like this is why the aliens avoid us.

[drisko]

New costume
That blue clashes. A lot.
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Did he do another 'getting dressed' sequence like from Doctor Who or did he just show up in this one?

[Rushy]

New costume
That blue clashes. A lot.
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Did he do another 'getting dressed' sequence like from Doctor Who or did he just show up in this one?

Strutted around like a peacock and declared how his new shirt color signified hope

[Osterzone]

It just makes him look like a blueberry

[Rapeculture]

Is brown and fucking blue EVER a good color combination? And really...hope? Wtf man, eat shit, cockslut.

[Guest]

Lookit all the wonderful shit you can buy!

Imagine someone paying for an autographed 8x10 glossy of Linkara. People who collect Funko Pops would beat you up if they learned about that. How can anyone even contemplate doing such a thing and not be immediately overwhelmed with intense feelings of shame?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Did he do another 'getting dressed' sequence like from Doctor Who or did he just show up in this one?

I'm pretty sure he did one for his first big wardrobe change, so why stop now? Gotta make it part of the lore, man.

[Old Black Man]

Fucking hell, it took me a moment to realize that's Harambe's tongue, I've just assumed it was a halloween costume of a black face (as if someone dared to do that, they would get stoned in 5 minutes) with giant lips.

And Harambe legit looks like fat black man now. It's not difficult to tell Linky is pleased by that.

He legit looks like that funny uncle that you find out molested a bunch of kids or something. Also damn, I didn’t know Seal had put on so much weight, he looks rough.

[JL Unlimited]

And Harambe legit looks like fat black man now. It's not difficult to tell Linky is pleased by that.

Also damn, I didn’t know Seal had put on so much weight, he looks rough.

Linkara would’ve been better off coming out the closet, and dick-riding real men.