Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[BenComicGraphics]

Remember, their wedding was catered by pizza hut.

They ordered Pizza Hut. Don't call that catering.

If they called ahead to get 20 pies, if I'm being generous, you COULD call that catering? Honest truth is they had extra pizzas and were giving them away for days after the wedding to friends and family.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm shocked these two landwhales left anything for others.

[da PAC Nigguh]

Remember, their wedding was catered by pizza hut.

They ordered Pizza Hut. Don't call that catering.

If they called ahead to get 20 pies, if I'm being generous, you COULD call that catering? Honest truth is they had extra pizzas and were giving them away for days after the wedding to friends and family.

As I recall Lewis's wedding was the same day as Brad's and fucking nobody went to Lewis's.

[Kugelfisch]

As I recall Lewis's wedding was the same day as Brad's and fucking nobody went to Lewis's.

Very nice of Brad to provide such an easy excuse for people not to go to the cockslut gorilla wedding.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I am sure the CTC fallout produced a few horror stories about his "horrendous" catering.

[GitGud]

Bananas, peanut butter, cheap pizza. But that is what you get if you go to Linkys weding.
It could only be more funny if they had a cosplay themed weding, and the bride had a nice Winston costume from Overwatch going on....

[ban]

Hey now, that's not a very nice thing to say. Winston is a strong, independent gorilla who don't need no zookeeper and is a bright example for the simian community, finally showing showing great promise after villains like Gorilla Grodd and Monsieur Mallach ruined Gorillas forever with their thuggish behaviour.

Very nice of Brad to provide such an easy excuse for people not to go to the cockslut gorilla wedding.

Brad's truly based and /ourguy/ after all.

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[BenComicGraphics]

I do know instead of a wedding cake they did cupcakes and what looked like a regular birthday cake for the bride and groom.



Looks like two different cupcakes; one set from what I guess is a baker which I guess matches the center cake and the others look like they're from a supermarket

[Guest]

Where's Film Bald?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is like one of the sadest buffets I've ever seen in a wedding. The cupcakes look like props, and that wedding cake is literally just a smooth cylinder with some kind of cow texture.
No baker with any sort of pride would create such abominations, and this shit wouldn't even fly in most supermarkets over here. My grandparents have a finer selection when they have someone over for a bit of coffee.