Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Sat May 30, 2020 2:57 am

Why doesn't Linky call the DragonZord to bring order to his city?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Liar Revealed » Sat May 30, 2020 3:14 am

I wonder if Linky's pet gorilla is out there raiding Target for chicken tendies for him?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Sat May 30, 2020 3:19 am

Liar Revealed wrote: ↑
Sat May 30, 2020 3:14 am
 I wonder if Linky's pet gorilla is out there raiding Target for chicken tendies for him?
Selfish nigger is just nabbing bananas for herself.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by GitGud » Sat May 30, 2020 3:20 am

In her Winston from Overwatch-cosplay....
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 30, 2020 3:44 am

GitGud wrote: ↑
Sat May 30, 2020 3:20 am
 In her Winston from Overwatch-cosplay....
Carrying Linky like a shield. :lol:
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by GitGud » Sat May 30, 2020 7:37 am

No, she grabs his dick and moves him like winstons sparkgun. Then she presses the tip of his dick with her thump, so his legs swing open while he makes a fake charging noise with his whiny high pitched voice.
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat May 30, 2020 9:59 am

GitGud wrote: ↑
Sat May 30, 2020 7:37 am
 No, she grabs his dick and moves him like winstons sparkgun. Then she presses the tip of his dick with her thump, so his legs swing open while he makes a fake charging noise with his whiny high pitched voice.
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" :lol:
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 30, 2020 5:05 pm

>knowing about Overwatch characters

What is wrong with you guys?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Moe Bitches » Sat May 30, 2020 5:22 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑
Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 am
 Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Complicity » Sat May 30, 2020 5:45 pm

Cockslut's penis is a controller too small for her Donkey Kong hands.
In order to activate him as a weapon, she shoves 4 of her banana fingers into his crack.
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