Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[drisko]

keep in mind this is his ideal woman.

An ignorant foreigner who he can yell at without consequence? Yeah, sounds right.

[Newhalf]

Ah yeah he only pretended to be a cock slut, and acting like a massive douche is just the character be plays, he's really a pleasant guy.
Doubt

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He pretended to be a cockslut in order to distract everyone from the dead muppet gang-bangs.

[Newhalf]

If he indeed has an ideal woman, it would be green M&M

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Has anyone ever done a photoshop of his iconic running montage with the Green M&M in the foreground?

[Newhalf]

Might be difficult since he is already pretty close to the camera if I remember right.

Also I'm now about convinced to track down a free copy of Angel Armor.
It might actually be a good insight into his deranged mind since he's writing an even more obvious self-insert than Lindsey.

[Some Sick Fuck]

>moved the pawn in front of her right bishop by two fields
If only chess had some kind of annotation system to phrase a move in a less complicated, clunky way.

He was making it more accessible for people that struggle with letters and single digit (mostly) numbers.

@BenComicGraphics You've met the guy more than fucking once. Clearly, that must've affected your mind, because are you really going to be the one to question the validity of such absurd claim that he started lusting after dicks AFTER he hooked up with Liz? Guestfags, take him away!

I just picked a random page. Probably not the cringiest bit in the book, but whatever.

That's bad, but inoffensive. Mostly worthless, which I imagine most of the "book" being - not even hillarious in any autistic way, just terrible and waste of time. He couldn't even produce anything truly lulz worthy even though he must've spend decent amount of time writing all that shit. He's a FAILURE!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Decided to flip to one more page:

Angel Armor 3, page 211Show

You know how to operate this... machine?" Indow inquired.
"Gundam is the appropriate term, and no, not really. However,
since this is my imagination we're talking about, I already know
exactly how to pilot it because any button I press will do exactly what
I expect it to do," Louis replied with a grin.

I dunno if this is better or worse than Ready Player One, were Ernest Cline's self-insert no doubt spent at least an entire page explaining that he knows how to control Leopardon because he watched every single episode of Supaidaman at least a dozen times and managed to successfully decipher the cockpit controls.

Another bit from the same pageShow

"I hate cherry blossoms," he stated.
"You hate what?" Indow queried, not sure of what he was
talking about.
"Cherry blossoms, they're Japanese flowers that release their
petals during the spring or something. In any case, in an anime,
whenever something terribly melodramatic or cool occurs, usually
there are an infinite number of cherry blossoms that appear from
nowhere and fly across the screen. It doesn't make sense and although
they're pretty, it's a pretty big cliché and I don't know what they're
doing in my vision. In the Japanese culture, it’s a symbolization of the
never-ending cycle of death and life. I refuse to accept such a cycle,
particularly one that focuses on death so much. I prefer to think of life
on its own as a never-ending cycle as opposed to its other half: death.
Oh, well, it's stomping time!" Louis laughed.

Being haunted by animu tropes you hate must be one hell of an existential nightmare.

[BenComicGraphics]

>moved the pawn in front of her right bishop by two fields
If only chess had some kind of annotation system to phrase a move in a less complicated, clunky way.

He was making it more accessible for people that struggle with letters and single digit (mostly) numbers.

@BenComicGraphics You've met the guy more than fucking once. Clearly, that must've affected your mind, because are you really going to be the one to question the validity of such absurd claim that he started lusting after dicks AFTER he hooked up with Liz? Guestfags, take him away!

I just picked a random page. Probably not the cringiest bit in the book, but whatever.

That's bad, but inoffensive. Mostly worthless, which I imagine most of the "book" being - not even hillarious in any autistic way, just terrible and waste of time. He couldn't even produce anything truly lulz worthy even though he must've spend decent amount of time writing all that shit. He's a FAILURE!

You're right, it was silly, I got my timelines mixed up.

[BenComicGraphics]

Might be difficult since he is already pretty close to the camera if I remember right.

Also I'm now about convinced to track down a free copy of Angel Armor.
It might actually be a good insight into his deranged mind since he's writing an even more obvious self-insert than Lindsey.

The books have been leaked for over a year, all four of them. I've glanced through parts of them. The fourth one, which is the one that he's most proud of, is the worst because it has ties to his review show and lightbringer.