Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Newhalf]

If I'm getting that right, it's ALL Doge's fault that people make fun of Linky, because Doge doesn't green screen right!

[BenComicGraphics]

If I'm getting that right, it's ALL Doge's fault that people make fun of Linky, because Doge doesn't green screen right!

It's NEVER his fault. It's other people's fault he's mocked. I think the problem is there's such a huge swing between his hugbox and reality.

His hugbox strokes his hair, tells him how he's a genius storyteller and creator. How his plotlines matter. How he's the greatest comic book critic ever. One step outside and people aren't even overly negative like we are. It's Oneyplays, Rocco, and Jontron throwing in the tiniest of jabs at him. I daresay they aren't even mean-spirited. They just point out what is publicly perceived as 'quirks' he has.

But to Lewis, these are affronts to his very soul. It's not praise, so it must be trolling. This reminds me of how Chris Chan first reacted to Liquid. The first Liquid vids were the guy just doing an impression with no real goal or attempt. Chris legit thought Liquid was trying to steal his identity.

To Lewis it's the same. If it's not them kissing his ass, they must be trolls that are trying to ruin him. He wrote long diatribes like this when he was trying to prove his superiority to Chris Bores as well. And lets' not forget Lewis thinking Metokur's a nazi working with the Farms and Stormfront to take him down.

Lewis is just incapable of laughing at himself, or capitalizing on it.

[Guest]

What I'm getting is that Jon basically BTFO'd him without even trying

[Kugelfisch]

Always that fake humility shit with him.
"My stuff isn't all that great but really it is and I'll get super asshurt if somebody points it out".

[Newhalf]

"Also it's much better than other creators who all pale by comparison!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He did the best fucking anniversary movie, after all.

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>writing half a dozen paragraphs to defend your involvement in a derpy-looking running clip

The insecurity is strong with this one.

[Old Black Man]

If they auctioned off the gun that Justin used to do the jewwario do you think people would bid on it? I could see Rapeculture keeping it in a curio cabinet with the hat.

I think that gun was taken to a convent, now revered as a holy artifact that vanquishes evil.

Can we rent it out for a few days? It’s time has come again.

And Ben, as someone who had to actually work with and deal with this insufferable egg headed fuck, I 100% understand why you feel how you do. Linkara doesn’t do much to hide what a smug cunt his is, and we all know there is darker shit underneath, but goddamn that post is the embodiment of his hubris.

Make Fun of Linkara day should become a world holiday.

[Guest]

we all know there is darker shit underneath

Is the perma-BBC in his behind the reason he talks like that?

[Dingus Bajingus]

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vs.
"Yeah, that's me. It's from an old review I did with Doug and Noah. Looks pretty silly."

[Old Black Man]

we all know there is darker shit underneath

Is the perma-BBC in his behind the reason he talks like that?

Here you go guest, you earned it. Speaking of his voice, Oney made an interesting point that Linkara sounds like The Amazing Banana with a lisp, does anyone hear it?