Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:02 pm

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Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:38 pm
Making fun of Bores was the cool thing that everyone was doing for a while, and Linky is a trendhopping faggot so no surprise there. The funny thing is, his parody of Bores could easily be turned into a parody of himself. Just put the fedora back on, make the voice was more nasally and add a lot more moral grandstanding. Keep the getting basic facts wrong, terrible special effects, and superfluous characters played by himself exactly the same.
The funny thing is not even the video, but his frequent appearances on batdan's blog. He'd constantly compare his storyline with Bores to explain how he does it better than the Irate Gamer. I think Lewis knew how similar they really were, and jumped on the anti-IG bandwagon to basically hide in plain sight.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:04 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:02 pm
Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:38 pm
Making fun of Bores was the cool thing that everyone was doing for a while, and Linky is a trendhopping faggot so no surprise there. The funny thing is, his parody of Bores could easily be turned into a parody of himself. Just put the fedora back on, make the voice was more nasally and add a lot more moral grandstanding. Keep the getting basic facts wrong, terrible special effects, and superfluous characters played by himself exactly the same.
The funny thing is not even the video, but his frequent appearances on batdan's blog. He'd constantly compare his storyline with Bores to explain how he does it better than the Irate Gamer. I think Lewis knew how similar they really were, and jumped on the anti-IG bandwagon to basically hide in plain sight.
He did the same thing with Chris Chan.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:07 pm

He probably watched Half in the Bag and is convinced he's a better reviewer because they don't take their storylines seriously.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:10 pm

TheManWithNoPlan wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:07 pm
He probably watched Half in the Bag and is convinced he's a better reviewer because they don't take their storylines seriously.
He did a q&a video where an aspiring internet critoc asked Lewis about how to approach storylines.

Lewis actually started saying to not take them too seriously and treat them like dumb fun. He then removed any chance of getting a cookie when his next breath was about how his storylines were different and were serious business and epic.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Poonoo » Wed Jul 17, 2019 3:49 am

Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:38 pm
make the voice was more nasally
Having heard his voice recently he doesn't sound like a nasally nerd anymore. He is starting to sound like a dumb fat person now with his voice deepening and speech pattern slowing down, his inner Spurdo Spare is coming out.
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Matt Gaynig is terrible and like George Lucas everything good about his projects was made by other people.
True, look at the first two seasons of The Simpsons, there is a reason you never see them on reruns and they start at Season 3 when he had very little say and just collected the shekels.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 17, 2019 4:55 am

Poonoo wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2019 3:49 am
Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:38 pm
make the voice was more nasally
Having heard his voice recently he doesn't sound like a nasally nerd anymore. He is starting to sound like a dumb fat person now with his voice deepening and speech pattern slowing down, his inner Spurdo Spare is coming out.
So he sounds like his Bores parody voice now? That's some serious meme magic. :lol:

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:50 am

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:04 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:02 pm
Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:38 pm
Making fun of Bores was the cool thing that everyone was doing for a while, and Linky is a trendhopping faggot so no surprise there. The funny thing is, his parody of Bores could easily be turned into a parody of himself. Just put the fedora back on, make the voice was more nasally and add a lot more moral grandstanding. Keep the getting basic facts wrong, terrible special effects, and superfluous characters played by himself exactly the same.
The funny thing is not even the video, but his frequent appearances on batdan's blog. He'd constantly compare his storyline with Bores to explain how he does it better than the Irate Gamer. I think Lewis knew how similar they really were, and jumped on the anti-IG bandwagon to basically hide in plain sight.
He did the same thing with Chris Chan.
I swear him and Blockslut are connected somehow.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Kojak Norseman » Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:52 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 9:02 pm
Guest wrote:
Tue Jul 16, 2019 8:38 pm
Making fun of Bores was the cool thing that everyone was doing for a while, and Linky is a trendhopping faggot so no surprise there. The funny thing is, his parody of Bores could easily be turned into a parody of himself. Just put the fedora back on, make the voice was more nasally and add a lot more moral grandstanding. Keep the getting basic facts wrong, terrible special effects, and superfluous characters played by himself exactly the same.
The funny thing is not even the video, but his frequent appearances on batdan's blog. He'd constantly compare his storyline with Bores to explain how he does it better than the Irate Gamer. I think Lewis knew how similar they really were, and jumped on the anti-IG bandwagon to basically hide in plain sight.
Lets do a further comparison of Linky and Bores.

Popularity:
Irate gamer plus Puppet Steve gives us a total of 572 826 subs.
Linky: 114 268 subs, less than what Bores has on his IG channel.

Physical shape:
Bores: Slim with a full head of hair.
Linky: Obese and balding.

Controversies:
Bores: Ripped of AVGN.
Linky: Sick in the head and a hypocrite. Has fetishes for rape and necrophilia(illegal acts) and has scolded people for objectifying women and making fun of rape.

Business success:
Bores: Gradually gave up on the dying angry reviewer shtick and began focusing on toy unboxings and paranormal investigations. The former has given him over twice as much popularity(and still increasing) and the latter has even gotten him multiple appearances on national television.
Linky: Still does the angry reviewer thing he's been doing for the last ten years or so to a stagnating audience. Tried making his own comic and failed. Tried acting in several films, but the people in charge of the productions turned out to be grossly incompetent and Linky eventually cut ties with them. So that didn't go anywhere and is also a failure.

If living well is the best revenge, then looks like Bores is the winner.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 17, 2019 6:05 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2019 3:49 am
True, look at the first two seasons of The Simpsons, there is a reason you never see them on reruns and they start at Season 3 when he had very little say and just collected the shekels.
The critic was still so much worse. I respect Jon lovitz. Any man that grabs Andy Dick's head and slams it into a table 12 times after joking about giving Phil hartman's wife the coke that made her go nuts is a man worthy of respect, and I'd buy him a beer for it.

The critic is still god awful because the whole show lacked subtly. I can still watch Simpsons Eps up to season 7 and see lots of subtle visual gags or references that flew over.my head as a child. The critic threw every reference, every joke, every in gag up front with a megaphone.

Even Groening, for all you derided him, saw the critic as tv cancer and fought the crossover ep with every thing he had.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:13 am

Part of that's because Al Jean wanted his show on a "better" network, despite FOX being the only network that gives animation a chance. All the "FOX Sucks" jokes on Simpsons were added by Jean because he hates that he used to write for NBC, a big boy network, but owes all his success to FOX.

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